“How can this be your car? (Nick)Well, I wrote a really big check that didn’t bounce to the dealer and then the most amazing thing happened…the salesman gave me the keys and let me take it home. It was like magic. (Acheron)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Infinity
“That which doesn’t kill us just requires a few centuries of therapy. (Caleb)Yeah, and usually a lot of Tylenol. (Nick)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Infinity
“Nick, fetch my car, fetch my clothes, sweep the chimney, make my bed, watch my psychopath, fetch my slippers.”Sherrilyn Kenyon Night EmbraceSource: Night Embrace
“Is he a good boy? (Cherise)No, Mom, he’s Satan incarnate. In fact, once it’s over, we’re going to get liquored up and tattooed, then find some cheap hos and have a good time with his trust fund. (Nick)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Infinity
“Where am I? (Nick)Hospital. (Kyrian)Really? No kidding? And here I thought I was at McDonald’s. (Nick)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Infinity
“We’ve got to get these guys to Bubba’s. Anyone got a clue how to do it? (Nick)They gotta be breathing? (Simi)Yes. (Nick and Caleb)Well, pooh. That just takes all the fun out of it. (Simi)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Infinity
“You're the only man I know who can have sex with a woman who looks that good and be in this bad a mood ten minutes later. Damn, didn't you know sex is supposed to make you feel better? (Nick)”Sherrilyn Kenyon book Night PleasuresSource: Night Pleasures
“Hop in? Dude, are you out of your ever-loving mind? I can’t touch this. I might leave a fingerprint or something. (Nick)Oh the horror. Guess I’ll have to trade the piece of junk in and get a new one if that happens. (Acheron)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Infinity
“What planet are you from? Obviously Planet Insanity was missing a local, long-term resident.' (Nick)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Infinity
“What are you? (Nick)Completely perplexed. You remember everything that happened. (Acheron)Yeah. Duh. Not like you’re going to forget the killer zombie stalkers and psyched-out kitchen staff. What kind of freak show is this? (Nick)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Infinity
“I will fear no evil for I am the baddest beast in the land. (Nick)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Infinity
“Dude! Put a bell on. You don't walk up on a brother like that and scare the crap out of him. (Nick)Sorry. Didn't realize you scared like a little girl. (Acheron)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Invincible
“Where are the cops when you need them? (Nick)Probably eating beignets. As the old saying goes, when seconds count, the police are just minutes away. (Caleb)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Infinity
“The only clothes Amanda has are the ones on her back. (Kyrian)From what I saw, she had no clothes whatsoever on her back. Her front neither. (Nick)One day, Gaitor bait… (Kyrian)Note to self- be nice to woman, keep mouth shut. (Nick)”Sherrilyn Kenyon book Night PleasuresSource: Night Pleasures
“Stop a minute and listen. I know I'm asking the impossible from you, but for once in your life, shut your mouth and open your ears.""I'm not the one talking."Kyrian snarled at him. "Don't get smart with me.""You want me stupid?""Nick….”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Invincible
“Without a word or hesitation, Pain took the mop from Nick. Suffering moved to pick up glass."Wow. Where have you two been all my life?"Pain quirked and eyebrow as he mopped the floor."Walking hand in hand with you. Haven't you noticed?”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Invincible