“Fine. Let’s begin with something even you can’t screw up.” – Death“Way to build up my crappy confidence there. You should volunteer for the suicide hotline.” – Nick“What makes you think I don’t?” – Death”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Invincible
“She went from angry to calm so fast that he wondered if she wasn’t the Ferrari of moms. Her top speed had to be.65 nanoseconds.’ (Nick)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Infinity
“Yeah, it’s me, but I like to think I looked better when we met. ‘Cause right now, I’m pretty much hogging all the ugly. (Nick)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Infinity
“We’re multigenerational Squires. (Carl)Which means what? You prance around with tinfoil armor and plastic swords pretending to be knights? (Nick)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Infinity
“Nick, fetch my car, fetch my clothes, sweep the chimney, make my bed, watch my psychopath, fetch my slippers.’ Yeah, I’ll fetch those slippers and stick them someplace real uncomfortable. I swear, my mother should have named me Fido. (Nick)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Night EmbraceSource: Night Embrace
“My demon ate them. (Nick)What happened to the jocks? (Acheron)Riiiight. And I suppose the Big Bad Wolf will be coming in right behind you to finish up? Or is it the Gingerbread Man I need to fear? (Nick)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Infinity
“By the way, don’t breathe on the upholstery or I may have to gut you. (Nick)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Infinity
“Now don’t you be covering for him, Ash. (She wagged her finger at Nick.) Are you driving? (Cherise)No, Mom. I’m sitting. (Nick)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Night EmbraceSource: Night Embrace
“Nick, space. Now. (Acheron)Go, Nick, fetch. Here, boy, here. You should let me borrow one of those leather collars you wear and give me a tag with Kyrian’s number on it. ‘In case of loss, call my owner.’ (Nick)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: The Dream Hunter
“You can’t buy time, Nick. Ever. It’s the only thing in life you can’t get most of, and it’s the one thing that will mercilessly tear you up when it’s gone. It takes no pity on no soul and no heart.”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Invincible
“But this…this kid wasn’t dead yet. Makes no sense to me. (Bubba)Maybe someone spiked his Wheaties? (Nick)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Infinity
“They shot me. (Talon)No, bud. They turned you into Swiss cheese. (Nick)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Night EmbraceSource: Night Embrace
“He wanted to work in Hot Woman Valhalla until he died of testosterone poisoning. (Nick)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Infinity
“I’d rather be short, fat, and ugly than take after that man. (Nick)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Infinity
“Well, isn’t that interesting. (Bubba)I ain’t your science experiment, Bubba. I don’t want to be interesting and I definitely don’t want to be a nubby treat for the zombies. (Nick)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Infinity
“Oh, come on. I have to know about the who-do voodoo that you do. (Nick)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Infinity
“And you haven’t been betrayed yet, Nick. You don’t know what that’s like. What it does to you. The scars it leaves that never fade. (Ambrose)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Infinity
“It’s good to see your friends happy, isn’t it? (Nick)How would I know? I have no friends. People basically suck and all friends will screw you over in the end. Take my word for it. (Savitar)Then why am I here? (Nick)Hell if I know. (Savitar)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Unleash the Night