“(Looking at their son on ultrasound.)He looks like an angel. (Cassandra)I don’t know. I think he looks like a frog or something. (Wulf)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Kiss of the Night
“I’m a professional bodyguard. (Leta)Yeah, right. (Aiden)Nope. All true. I know seventy-two ways to kill a man and sixty-nine of them look like an accident. (Leta)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Upon the Midnight Clear
“Damn, Atlantean, what did you do? (Julian)I apparently made a new friend. (Acheron)I made a friend like that once. The bastard almost gutted me. (Julian)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Acheron
“Oh, good grief! I’ve never had a man pick me up before and not grunt like he’s dying. I’m in heaven. Marry me, Ash, please! (Pam)I would say yes, but I come with more baggage than even Samsonite can cover. (Acheron)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Acheron
“She couldn’t very well let him join her in bed like that.Sure you could.No I can’t.Please?Hush, self, let me think.’ (Grace)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Fantasy LoverSource: Fantasy Lover
“Yeah, I’m thinking it’s a reunion or, since it is our classmates, a collection of idiots. Let’s call it a meese. Like geese, only with morons. (Caleb)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Infinity
“For the moment, he's off plotting his Igoresque revenge. I don't know about you, but I have this image of him rubbing his hands together and laughing like Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory. (Kyrian)”Sherrilyn Kenyon book Night PleasuresSource: Night Pleasures
“What is that smell? (Nick)(It was like three-day-old cat vomit mixed with rotten asparagus.)Duck urine. It keeps the zombies from thinking I’m human. (Mark)Yeah, well it keeps me from thinking you’re sane. (Nick)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Infinity
“Oh, gross! Zombie goo. (Caleb)Ooo, I wonder if it tastes like chicken? What do you think? (Simi)I think I’m never eating guacamole again as long as I live. (Caleb)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Infinity
“And I don’t want his body touching something I wear. He’ll contaminate it. (Sasha)Oh, good grief, Sasha. Grow up. You’re four hundred years old and you’re acting like a whelp. It’s not like he has cooties or anything. (Astrid)Yes he does! (Sasha)”Sherrilyn Kenyon book Dance with the DevilSource: Dance with the Devil
“I like that Zarek. He quality people! He even gave me a can opener so I don’t have to use my fangs. I like that. Metal is hard on the teeth. Pork and beans popsicle. Yummy! My favorite! (Simi)”Sherrilyn Kenyon book Dance with the DevilSource: Dance with the Devil
“Yeah, you were doing a real bang-up job of it. I particularly liked the way you were bruising his fists with your face. A few minutes more and I’m sure your heart would have been on the attack… after it was ripped from your chest. (Kat)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Devil May Cry
“Zarek? (Astrid)What?! (Zarek)Don’t use that tone with me. I like to know where people are in my house. Be nice, or I’ll make you wear a cowbell. (Astrid)”Sherrilyn Kenyon book Dance with the DevilSource: Dance with the Devil
“So, you're like Angel? (Amanda)You watch way too much television. Angel has a soul. I don't. (Kyrian)Now you're back to being scary again. (Amanda)Baby, you ain't seen scary yet. (Kyrian)”Sherrilyn Kenyon book Night PleasuresSource: Night Pleasures
“Are you sure I can’t catch it? (Nick)I’m positive. Believe me, I know my zombies. (Bubba)(Nick scoffed.) ‘Is it just me or is that like saying I know my elves and fairies?’ (Nick)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Infinity
“When someone is drowning and you try to save them, they're more likely to drown you before you pull them out.”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Styxx
“You don’t like people who have money, do you? (Astrid)I’m not prejudiced against anyone, princess. I hate everyone equally. (Zarek)”Sherrilyn Kenyon book Dance with the DevilSource: Dance with the Devil
“What’s in that backpack, by the way? You’re always guarding it like it holds national security secrets or something. (Tory)Dirty underwear. (Acheron)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Acheron
“Yeah, it’s me, but I like to think I looked better when we met. ‘Cause right now, I’m pretty much hogging all the ugly. (Nick)”Sherrilyn Kenyon Source: Infinity
“Would like to join me? (Astrid)I think I’d look strange in a bikini. (Zarek)Was that a joke? Can it be you made a real joke? (Astrid)Yeah, I must be possessed or something. (Zarek)”Sherrilyn Kenyon book Dance with the DevilSource: Dance with the Devil