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Scott R. Kurtz is an American webcomic artist. Known for creating the daily online comic-strip PvP, Kurtz is among the first professional webcomic creators. Wikipedia  

✵ 15. March 1971
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Famous Scott Kurtz Quotes

“Can't hear you. I'm inside my protective blanket of fear.”

Scott Kurtz book PvP

PvP, Wednesday, September 6, 2000 http://www.pvponline.com/comic/2000/09/06/wed-sep-06/
PvP (1998)

“Men may control the free world, but women control the boobs.”

Scott Kurtz book PvP

PvP, Tuesday, October 24, 2000 http://www.pvponline.com/comic/2000/10/24/tue-oct-24/
PvP (1998)

“Cole, would it be okay if I crapped myself right now?”

Scott Kurtz book PvP

PvP (1998)

“I would, but I'm going to be busy all day converting beer into pee.”

Scott Kurtz book PvP

PvP, Friday, October 11, 2002 http://www.pvponline.com/comic/2002/10/11/fri-oct-11/
PvP (1998)

“My brain is hung like a horse!”

Scott Kurtz book PvP

PvP, Tuesday, April 06, 2004 http://www.pvponline.com/comic/2004/04/06/tue-apr-06/
PvP (1998)

“It's like watching lemmings run off the cliff.”

Scott Kurtz book PvP

PvP (1998)

“Yeah, humans are pretty cool, but if you hang out with them too long, they start treating you like a mascot.”

Scott Kurtz book PvP

PvP, [http://www.pvponline.com/comic/2000/12/13/wed-dec-13/ Wednesday, December 13, 2000
PvP (1998)

“Despite the fact that my weapons and armor are in desperate need of repair, I blow the entire reward on ale and whores.”

Scott Kurtz book PvP

PvP, Thursday, November 11, 1999 http://www.pvponline.com/comic/1999/11/11/thu-nov-11/
PvP (1998)

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