Sarah Silverman: Quotes about love

Sarah Silverman is American comedian and actress. Explore interesting quotes on love.
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“I got jury duty … and I didn't want to go, so my friend said, "You should write something really really racist on the form when you return it. Like, you should put 'I hate chinks'." And I said, "I'm not going to put that on there just to get out of jury duty. I don't want people to think that about me." So instead I wrote, "I love chinks."”

Sarah Silverman

And who doesn't?
The Conan O'Brien Show (11 July 2001) In the original joke, Silverman had said "niggers" instead of "chinks", the network asked her to change it from the first to the latter. The network and O'Brien then apologized for airing this statement, Silverman did not, stating that it was plainly satirizing the racist thought process.

Love , Hate , People , Thinking

“I'm so glad Courtney Love is here; I left my crack in my other purse.”

Sarah Silverman

To Courtney Love on her Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson (14 August 2005)

Love

“I love you more than bears love honey,
I love you more than Jews love money,
I love you more than Asians are good at math.
I love you even if it's not hip,
I love you more than black guys don't tip,
I love you like Puerto Ricans need baths.”

Sarah Silverman

Satirical song
Jesus Is Magic (2005)

Love , Money , Guy

“I don't believe in Jesus or God. But I do believe that fundamentalists in religion or anything else are bad, and that they have more hate than love. Jesus' words have become so perverted over time — it's been like a game of telephone. If he existed, Jesus would fuckin' kill himself.”

Sarah Silverman

Interview with boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel for Esquire magazine (January 2007)

Love , God , Hate , Religion