Sanjaya Malakar Quotes

Sanjaya Joseph Malakar is an American singer, who was a finalist on the sixth season of American Idol. He gained national attention on the series, controversially advancing to 7th place with public votes, despite being poorly received by the show's judges, particularly Simon Cowell.After Idol, Malakar made many television guest appearances and has been commonly parodied in popular culture. He placed fifth in second season of the reality television show I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here!. Wikipedia  

✵ 10. September 1989
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Famous Sanjaya Malakar Quotes

“If you couldn’t sing, which talent would you most like to have? Singing.”

On American Idol. http://www.americanidol.com/contestants/season6/sanjaya_malakar

“I drove a bus down Sunset Boulevard once, and I didn’t kill anyone.”

Asked, at age 17, about his driving skills. http://web.archive.org/web/20070621231816/http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/chi-malakar_pjun07,1,5161622.story?coll=chi-newsnationworld-hed&ctrack=1&cset=true

“When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.”

Attributed to Malakar as an e-mail sign off. http://www.fanjaya.com

“I hope she saw the passion, and no need to tell Mark Anthony about it.”

After Jennifer Lopez advised him to feel the passion for performing the lyrics of Besame Mucho on American Idol. http://www.hollyscoop.com/jennifer-lopez/101.aspx need better ref

“Sour patch kids gone wild.”

Stated as name of pre-Idol amateur video.

“I like singing in the street, so if you saw a little Indian kid walking on the street singing loudly, that was probably me.”

Asked in an interview what he does in his spare time. http://www.azcentral.com/ent/tv/articles/0419SanjayaSpeaks0419.html

Sanjaya Malakar Quotes

“I would have Simon Cowell sing 'Shiny Happy People' by R. E. M. just to show his true personality.”

About the American Idol judge who was most critical of his performances.

“I can’t tell you. I would say that if I did, I would have to kill you, but that wouldn’t be polite.”

Asked to reveal how he would wear his hair at his first American Idol Concert Tour 2007. http://www.palmbeachpost.com/blogs/content/shared-blogs/palmbeach/streeter/entries/2007/07/american_idol_l_2.html

“Thank you! Welcome to the Universe of Sanjaya!”

Reaction to finally receiving a compliment from the normally ascerbic Simon Cowell on American Idol. http://www.tvweekmagazine.com/blog/welcome_universe_sanjaya

“I don't eat sugary cereal.”

Response to question each Top 24 finalist was asked, "Do you have any lucky charms?" on American Idol. http://www.americanidol.com/contestants/season6/sanjaya_malakar

“Let's give them something to talk about, other than H A I R!”

Singing his farewell American Idol performance, ad-libbed in place of "how about love". http://niralimagazine.com/2007/04/he-may-be-gone-but-sanjaya-is-still-our-papaya

“I learned the hula, so now I know how to shake my booty Hawaiian style.”

Asked what most people would be surprised to know about him on American Idol.

“I didn't know people had that much water in them!”

Asked what he thought about the crying girl fan that cried for 2 hours.

“How can you look at this and not see it as the symbol for the self-referencing nature of progressive evolution.”

Malakar as Bill Vendall, 25 year old graduate student of fine arts, on his ever-changing 'character creation', Sanjaya Malakar. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4763

“I just wanted to sing on TV.”

Asked for his reaction to the large amount of national attention.

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