Sam Levenson Quotes

“It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.”

“Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.”

“Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.”

“It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.”

“Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it's at the end of your arm, as you get older, remember you have another hand: The first is to help yourself, the second is to help others.”

“If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.”

“The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.”

“It's simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.”

“One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.”