“One percent intention, ninety nine percent desire.”
Ron English's Fauxlosophy: Volume 2 (2022)
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Ron English Quotes
“Only the dead find peace, only the living desire it.”
Ron English's Fauxlosophy: Volume 2 (2022)
“Oncoming traffic appears closer in the rearview mirror.”
Ron English's Fauxlosophy: Volume 2 (2022)
“If the folks back home could see me now, they’d know the surveillance system works.”
Ron English's Fauxlosophy: Volume 2 (2022)
“Our existence is nearly a biological impossibility.”
Ron English's Fauxlosophy: Volume 2 (2022)
“It takes a different kind of courage to be a coward.”
Ron English's Fauxlosophy: Volume 2 (2022)
“The only thing I would do different is more of the same.”
Ron English's Fauxlosophy: Volume 2 (2022)
“The first thing on my to-do list is to make a to-do list.”
Ron English's Fauxlosophy: Volume 2 (2022)
“The inevitable only exists through lack of intervention.”
Ron English's Fauxlosophy: Volume 2 (2022)
“The indoctrinated's different drummer is a metronome.”
Ron English's Fauxlosophy: Volume 2 (2022)
“There is no right I would not gladly forgo to expand your power.”
Ron English's Fauxlosophy: Volume 2 (2022)
“There is nothing more exhilarating than understanding.”
Ron English's Fauxlosophy: Volume 2 (2022)
“They wouldn’t criticize you if they didn’t feel threatened..”
Ron English's Fauxlosophy: Volume 2 (2022)
“If God had meant man to fly he would have gone a little easier on the gravity.”
Ron English's Fauxlosophy: Volume 2 (2022)
“If you got everything you wanted there would be nothing left for anyone else.”
Ron English's Fauxlosophy: Volume 2 (2022)
“If you want to get hit by a car, stand in the road.”
Ron English's Fauxlosophy: Volume 2 (2022)
“In a land of plenty it is better to consume than create.”
Ron English's Fauxlosophy: Volume 2 (2022)
“It’s easier to solve problems if you don’t have to live with the solutions.”
Ron English's Fauxlosophy: Volume 2 (2022)
“It’s better to get the last laugh than the joke.”
Ron English's Fauxlosophy: Volume 2 (2022)
“I could kill two birds if I wasn't so stoned.”
Ron English's Fauxlosophy: Volume 2 (2022)
“I would talk to myself but I’m not a good listener.”
Ron English's Fauxlosophy: Volume 2 (2022)
“Life is fair. Everyone gets more than they deserve.”
Ron English's Fauxlosophy: Volume 2 (2022)
“In heaven you get the hang-over before the intoxication.”
Ron English's Fauxlosophy: Volume 2 (2022)
“Increasing your odds gets you closer to your goal.”
Ron English's Fauxlosophy: Volume 2 (2022)
“Anything worth doing can be done by someone else.”
Ron English's Fauxlosophy: Volume 2 (2022)
“If it’s good enough for the cosmos, it’s good enough for humankind.”
Ron English's Fauxlosophy: Volume 2 (2022)
“I’m in love with your pretense like you’re in love with mine.”
Ron English's Fauxlosophy: Volume 2 (2022)
“If someone’s face lacks a smile, offer them yours.”
Ron English's Fauxlosophy: Volume 2 (2022)
“It’s better to be happy than in pursuit of it.”
Ron English's Fauxlosophy: Volume 2 (2022)
