Ron English Quotes

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“Nothing’s a mistake until you make it.”

“Money is the root of all motivation.”

“Memories have their own way with the past.”

“Only the dead find peace, only the living desire it.”

“Oncoming traffic appears closer in the rearview mirror.”

“If the folks back home could see me now, they’d know the surveillance system works.”

“Our existence is nearly a biological impossibility.”

“It takes a different kind of courage to be a coward.”

“A shadow never sees the sun.”

“The only thing I would do different is more of the same.”

“The first thing on my to-do list is to make a to-do list.”

“The heart’s desire is expressed in blood.”

“The inevitable only exists through lack of intervention.”

“The impossible has no past.”

“The indoctrinated's different drummer is a metronome.”

“The low road leads to da feet.”

“There is no right I would not gladly forgo to expand your power.”

“There is nothing more exhilarating than understanding.”

“Heaven is a Christian-free eternity.”

“Thinking is not doing.”

“They wouldn’t criticize you if they didn’t feel threatened..”

“Those who cannot create consume.”

“If God had meant man to fly he would have gone a little easier on the gravity.”

“If you got everything you wanted there would be nothing left for anyone else.”

“If you want to get hit by a car, stand in the road.”

“Mad to the marrow.”

“In fraud we trust.”

“In a land of plenty it is better to consume than create.”

“It’s easier to solve problems if you don’t have to live with the solutions.”

“It’s better to get the last laugh than the joke.”

“I could kill two birds if I wasn't so stoned.”

“I have an undeveloped photographic memory.”

“I was reincarnated as my former self.”

“The few think for the many.”

“I would talk to myself but I’m not a good listener.”

“Life is fair. Everyone gets more than they deserve.”

“I only speak to drown out my thoughts.”

“In heaven you get the hang-over before the intoxication.”

“Increasing your odds gets you closer to your goal.”

“Anything worth doing can be done by someone else.”

“If it’s good enough for the cosmos, it’s good enough for humankind.”

“I’m in love with your pretense like you’re in love with mine.”

“If someone’s face lacks a smile, offer them yours.”

“An army of one answers to none.”

“Animals are never naked.”

“A skeleton in the closet saves on a grave.”

“I believe my best guesses.”

“It’s better to be happy than in pursuit of it.”

“Most aliens are expressionists.”