“"Well," she said, "All the young fellas'll be getting called up and you'll have to go back to work!"Ooh – she's got a cruel tongue!”Robb Wilton Home Guard
“She said, "Do you know this Hitler? Have you ever met him?"I said, "Do I – of course I don't!"She said, "Well how are you going to know which is him if they do land?"I said, "Well, I've got a tongue in my head, haven't I?"”Robb Wilton Home Guard
“Woman: Do come along quick, there's a house on fire.Fire Chief: A house on fire? Just a moment, lady – what's the address?Woman: Grimshaw Street.Fire Chief: Grimshaw Street – Grimshaw … now wait a minute, I know it as well as can be, and I just can't place it.Woman: Oh come along, it's only just round…Fire Chief: No, no, no – don't tell me, let me try and think of it for myself. Grimshaw St–… oh, isn't that annoying, I could walk straight to it, and I can't think of it.”Robb Wilton The Fire Chief