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Richard Russell Riordan Jr. is an American author. He is known for writing the Percy Jackson & the Olympians series, about a twelve-year-old Percy Jackson who discovers he is a son of Greek God Poseidon. His books have been translated into 42 languages and sold more than 30 million copies in the US. 20th Century Fox has adapted the first two books of his Percy Jackson series as part of a series of films. His books have spawned related media, such as graphic novels and short story collections.

Riordan's first full-length novel was Big Red Tequila, which became the first book in the Tres Navarre series. His big breakthrough was The Lightning Thief , the first novel in the five-volume Percy Jackson series, which placed a group of adolescents in a Greco-Roman mythological setting. Since then, Riordan has written The Kane Chronicles trilogy and The Heroes of Olympus series. The Kane Chronicles focused on Egyptian mythology; The Heroes of Olympus was the sequel to the Percy Jackson series. Riordan also helped Scholastic Press develop The 39 Clues series and its spinoffs, and penned its first book, The Maze of Bones . His most recent publications are three books in the Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard series, based on Norse mythology. The first book of his The Trials of Apollo series based on Greek mythology, The Hidden Oracle, was released in May 2016. Wikipedia  

✵ 5. June 1964
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Rick Riordan Quotes

“I'd like to say I took the news well.
The truth was, I wanted to strangle the Hunters of Artemis one eternal maiden at a time.
--Percy Jackson”

Rick Riordan book The Titan's Curse

Source: The Titan's Curse

“Felix believed that the answer to every problem involved penguins; but it wasn't fair to birds, and I was getting tired of teleporting them back home. Somewhere in Antarctica, a whole flock of Magellanic penguins were undergoing psychotherapy.”

Rick Riordan book The Throne of Fire

Source: The Throne of Fire

“Is that me?,' Leo said. 'Like me--having this dream--looking at me having a dream?”

Rick Riordan book The Lost Hero

Source: The Lost Hero

“I stared at him (Dionysus). "You're… you're married? But I thought you got in trouble for chasing a wood nymph-”

Rick Riordan book The Titan's Curse

Source: The Titan's Curse

“You Titans are about as bright as my gym socks.”

Rick Riordan book The Last Olympian

Source: The Last Olympian

“Hephaestus glowered up at us. “I didn’t make you, did I?”

Uh,” Annabeth said, “no, sir.”

Good,” the god grumbled. “Shoddy workmanship.”

Rick Riordan book The Battle of the Labyrinth

Source: The Battle of the Labyrinth

“Well, actually it carried Cadmus. Europa fell off and died along the way, but that's not important.'
It was probably important to her.”

Rick Riordan book The Sea of Monsters

Source: The Sea of Monsters

“If I'm going to burn, it might as well be bright.”

Rick Riordan

“Yeah, well. I don’t try to be awesome. It just comes natural.”

Rick Riordan book The Lost Hero

Source: The Lost Hero

“Look, I need to tell you something,' I continued. The words came stumbling out of me. 'I couldnt stand it if… I dont want you to---'
Percy?' she said. 'You look like you're going to be sick.'
And that's how I felt.”

Rick Riordan book The Titan's Curse

Source: The Titan's Curse

“Leo scratched his head. “Well I dunno about Enchiladas—”
“Enceladus,” Piper corrected.
“Whatever. But Old Potty Face mentioned another name. Porpoise Fear, or something?”
“Porphyrion?” Piper asked. ”He was the giant king, I think.”

Rick Riordan

“You assume that it has to be a male god who finds a human female attractive? How sexist is that?”

Rick Riordan book The Lightning Thief

Source: The Lightning Thief

“We did all the standard camp numbers: "Down By The Aegean," "I Am My Own Great-Great-Great-Great Grandpa," "This Land is Minos's Land.”

Rick Riordan book The Sea of Monsters

Source: The Sea of Monsters

“That’s us,” he said. “Those five nuts right there.”
Which one is me?” I asked.
The little deformed one,” Zoe suggested.
Oh, shut up.”

Rick Riordan book The Titan's Curse

Variant: That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there."

"Which one is me?" I asked.

"The little deformed one," Zoe suggested.

"Oh, shut up.
Source: The Titan's Curse

“I seriously needed an extra-strength magic pillow, because my ba refused to stay put. [And no, Sadie, I don't think wrapping my head in duct tape would've worked either. ]”

Rick Riordan book The Red Pyramid

Source: The Red Pyramid

“What in the world are you thinking?” She sounded pretty flustered.
“I try not to think,” Leo admitted. “It interferes with being nuts. Just concentrate on moving that Celestial bronze. Echo, you ready?”

Rick Riordan The Mark of Athena

Source: The Mark of Athena

“If I'm dead," he murmured. "Why does it hurt so much?”

Rick Riordan book The Lost Hero

Source: The Lost Hero

“You both should feel honored.”
“Right, very honored,” I said. “Always wanted to be possessed!”

Rick Riordan book The Red Pyramid

Source: The Red Pyramid

“I survive all those battles," she growled, "and I get defeated by a stupid chunk of rock!”

Rick Riordan book The Last Olympian

Source: The Last Olympian

“Jason's fingers itched to draw his sword. He'd met plenty of scary demigods, but he was starting to realize that Nico di Angelo--as pale and gaunt as he looked--might be more than he could handle.”

Rick Riordan book The House of Hades

Source: The House of Hades

“Leo,” Hazel gasped, “I can’t—my arms—”
“Hazel,” he said. “Do you trust me?”
“No!”
“Me neither,” Leo admitted.”

Rick Riordan The Mark of Athena

Source: The Mark of Athena

“We'd spent maybe ten minutes together, during which time I'd accidentally swung a sword at her, she'd saved my life, and I'd run away chased by a band of supernatural killing machines. You know, your typical chance meeting.”

Rick Riordan book The Battle of the Labyrinth

Source: The Battle of the Labyrinth

“The right choice is hardly ever the easy choice.”

Rick Riordan book The Throne of Fire

Source: The Throne of Fire

“Hazel!” he yelled. “That box! Open it!”
She hesitated, then saw the box he meant. Te label read WARNING. DO NOT OPEN.
“Open it!” Leo yelled again.”

Rick Riordan The Mark of Athena

Source: The Mark of Athena

“No,’ Nico said. ‘Getting a second life is one thing. Making it a better life, that’s the trick.’ As soon as he said it, Nico realized he could’ve been talking about himself. He decided not to bring that up.”

Rick Riordan book The Blood of Olympus

Source: The Blood of Olympus

“Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!”

Rick Riordan book The Son of Neptune

Source: The Son of Neptune

“Decapitation is not a healthy lifestyle choice.”

Rick Riordan book The Blood of Olympus

Source: The Blood of Olympus

“Laistry…. I can't even say that. What would you call them in English?"
"Canadians.”

Rick Riordan book The Sea of Monsters

Source: The Sea of Monsters

“Doughboy," I said. "What is this scroll?"
"A spell lost in time!" he pronounced. "Ancient words of tremendous power!"
"Well?" I demanded. "Does it tell how to defeat Set?"
"Better! The title reads: The Book of Summoning Fruit Bats!”

Rick Riordan book The Red Pyramid

Source: The Red Pyramid

“Myths are simply stories about truths we've forgotten.”

Rick Riordan book The Sword of Summer

Source: The Sword of Summer

“I wasn't aiming at the school bus, but of course I got expelled anyway.”

Rick Riordan book The Lightning Thief

Variant: I wasn't aiming for the school bus, but of course I got expelled anyway. - Percy Jackson (Lightning Thief)
Source: The Lightning Thief

“That's it, cupcake. You're going down.”

Rick Riordan book The Lost Hero

Source: The Lost Hero

“They both (Thalia and Hera) glared at her, and for three long seconds, Piper wasn’t sure which one of them was going to kill her first.”

Rick Riordan book The Lost Hero

Source: The Lost Hero

“As he fell toward the highway, a horrible scenario flashed through his mind: his body smashing against an SUV's windshield, some annoyed commuter trying to push him off with the wipers. "Stupid 16-year-old kid falling from the sky! I'm late!”

Rick Riordan book The Son of Neptune

Source: The Son of Neptune

“He looked at the silver pocketknife in his hand. An idea came to him – possibly the stupidest, craziest idea he’d had since he thought, Hey, I’ll get Percy to swim in the River Styx! He’ll love me for that!”

Rick Riordan book The Blood of Olympus

Source: The Blood of Olympus

“Coach Hedge grumbled as he tended their wounds. “How come I never get invited on these violent trips?”

Rick Riordan The Mark of Athena

Source: The Mark of Athena

“Whoa," said Nico as he climbed off the bus. "Is that a climbing wall?"
"Yeah," I (Percy) said.
"Why is there lava pouring down it?"
"Little extra challenge…" - Percy”

Rick Riordan book The Titan's Curse

Source: The Titan's Curse

“I’m the god of funerals. I know every death custom in the world—how to die properly, how to prepare the body and soul for the afterlife. I live for death.”
“You must be fun at parties,” I said.”

Rick Riordan book The Red Pyramid

Source: The Red Pyramid

“Lord Bacchus, do you remember me? I helped you with that missing leopard in Sonoma."
Bacchus scratched his stubbly chin. "Ah… yes. John Green."
"Jason Grace."
"Whatever," the god said.”

Rick Riordan The Mark of Athena

Source: The Mark of Athena

“Yep, that pretty much describes my life: because Poseidon.”

Rick Riordan book The Hidden Oracle

Source: The Hidden Oracle

“I uncapped the blade, flung open the door, and found myself face-to-face with a black pegasus. Its voice spoke in my mind as it clopped away from the sword blade.”

Rick Riordan book The Titan's Curse

Source: The Titan's Curse

“Tyson," I said "We're turning around!"
Going the wrong way?" he asked.
Always," I grumbled, but I steered the chariot towards the stands.”

Rick Riordan book The Sea of Monsters

Source: The Sea of Monsters

“There!" Apollo pointed. "Long Island, dead ahead. Let's slow down, dear. 'Dead' is only an expression.”

Rick Riordan book The Titan's Curse

Source: The Titan's Curse

“Nothing lasts forever, not even the best machines. And everything can be reused.
- Hephaestus”

Rick Riordan book The Lost Hero

Source: The Lost Hero

“Hearthstone Passes Out Even More than Jason Grace (Though I Have No Idea Who That Is)”

Rick Riordan book The Sword of Summer

Source: The Sword of Summer

“Love was the most savage monster of all.”

Rick Riordan book The House of Hades

Source: The House of Hades

“But how did you know where we were?" Annabeth asked.

Advanced planning, my dear. I figured you would wash up near Miami if you made it out of the Sea of Monsters alive. Almost everything strange washes up near Miami.”

Rick Riordan book The Sea of Monsters

Source: The Sea of Monsters

“Frank didn’t drop you on purpose,” she said. “He’s not like that. He’s just a little clumsy sometimes.”

“Oops,” Leo said, in his best Frank Zhang voice. “Dropped Leo into a squad of enemy soldiers. Dang it!”

Rick Riordan The Mark of Athena

Source: The Mark of Athena

“Sometimes wisdom came from strange places, even from giant teenaged goldfish.”

Rick Riordan The Mark of Athena

Source: The Mark of Athena