Rick Riordan Quotes page 27

“Perseus, you are not the hero.”

Source: The Blood of Olympus

“All I heard was the blood rushing through my ears, and the distant rumble and crackle of the Lake of Fire. (And Khufu scratching himself and grunting, but that was nothing new.)”

Source: The Last Olympian

“We don’t have much time. Mel will be out of the restroom soon.”
“You’ve got a magician named Mel?”

Source: The Red Pyramid

“[Carter just asked when I became a ram whisperer. Do shut up, Carter]”

Source: The Red Pyramid

“Being productive. Ugh. It's such a human concept. It implies you have limited time (LOL) and have to work hard to make something happen (double LOL).”

Source: The Throne of Fire

Rick Riordan book The Dark Prophecy

Source: The Dark Prophecy

“You cannot imprison me!" He bellowed. "I am Hyperion! I am-" The bark closed over his face.
Grover took his pipes from his mouth. "You are a very nice maple tree.”

“I found that things weren't going well upstairs.
Carter was a crumpled heap of chicken warrior on the slope of the pyramid.”

“You're a stalker with hooves."
-Percy Jackson”

Source: The Red Pyramid

“Poseidon can come in too! We will eat you both! Seafood!”

Source: The Titan's Curse

Rick Riordan book The Battle of the Labyrinth

Source: The Battle of the Labyrinth

“Staplers--- Excellent source of iron”

Rick Riordan book The Lost Hero

Source: The Lost Hero

“I tried very hard. But I can't help it. The Fates are cruel. They sent you to me, my brave one, knowing that you would break my heart.”

Rick Riordan book The Battle of the Labyrinth

Source: The Battle of the Labyrinth

“You got a stubborn
streak. When it comes to girl problems you’re clueless.”

“so mortals tend to see only what they can understand.”

Source: The Throne of Fire

Rick Riordan book The Sea of Monsters

Source: The Sea of Monsters

“I'd made water shoot out of the bathroom fixtures. I didn't understand how. But the toilets responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing.”

Rick Riordan book The Lightning Thief

Variant: I didn't understand how. But the toilets had responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing...
Source: The Lightning Thief

“As a magician, you must think about chaos and order. Those are the two forces that control the universe.”

“Gods tend to be selfish. Even when they're helpful, they always have their own motives. That's why you have to be careful about trusting them.”

Source: The Red Pyramid

“Once he'd even reprogrammed the electronic billboards in Time Square to read: ALL DA LADIES LUV LEO… accidentally, of course.”

Source: The Throne of Fire

Rick Riordan book The Lost Hero

Source: The Lost Hero

“Americans are an odd bunch, but they grow on you.”

Rick Riordan book The Serpent's Shadow

Source: The Serpent's Shadow

“If you were a god, how would you like being called a myth, an old story to explain lightning? What if I told you, Perseus Jackson, that someday people would call you a myth, just created to explain how little boys can get over losing their mothers?”

Rick Riordan book The Lightning Thief

Source: The Lightning Thief

“It's just Annabeth mom jeez!”

“No man may be completely invulnerable.”

“Um, sorry. I cant read the last line."
"Fish. Have you stolen any fish from the holy lakes?"
"I lived in Kansas.. So.. no”

Source: The Last Olympian

“It is," I said. "And it's not even difficult. But I need your promise on the River Styx." "What?" Dionysus cried. "You don't trust us?" "Someone once told me," I said, looking at Hades, "you should always get a solemn oath." Hades shrugged. "Guilty.”

“Like your zodiac sign? Percy asked. 'I'm a Leo.
'No, stupid,' Leo said. I'm a Leo. You're a Percy.”

“Zoë threw up her hands in exasperation. "I hate this language. It changes too often!”

Variant: Like the zodiac sign?' Percy asked. 'I'm a Leo.'
'No, stupid,' Leo said, 'I'm a Leo. You're a Percy.
Source: The Blood of Olympus

“You can’t think your way out of your emotions.”

Source: The Titan's Curse

“Die human, DIE!! Die nasty polluting person!!!!' yelled Grover. I turned him so he faced me. He kept on clicking his plastic gun towards me as if I was part of the game.”

Source: The Blood of Olympus

“Her eyes were luminous gold. I wondered if that was the last color a bug saw when it was trapped in amber—and if the bug thought,, right before it was frozen forever.”

“Annabeth hit a slippery patch of moss and her foot slipped. Fortunately, she found something else to put it against. Unfortunately, that something was my face.”

Source: The Throne of Fire

“Just Leo’s luck. A super-hot immortal girl was waiting for him on Ogygia, but he couldn’t figure out how to wire a stupid chunk of rock into the three-thousand-year-old navigation device. Some problems even duct tape couldn’t solve.”

“WE ARE THE KOURETES!" one shouted at the top of his lungs "WE WILL HELP!"
"Thank you," Rhea said, "Do you have to speak so loudly?"
"THIS IS MY INSIDE VOICE!" the warrior yelled.”

Source: The Blood of Olympus

“Hey Grover! Thorn's kidnapping us! He's a poisonous spike-throwing maniac! Help!”

Source: Percy Jackson's Greek Gods

“Her secret fear? Maybe she didn't tried hard enough.”

Source: The Titan's Curse

Rick Riordan The Mark of Athena

Source: The Mark of Athena

“This is the trouble with all happiness -all of it is built on top of something men want.”

Rick Riordan book The Sea of Monsters

Source: The Sea of Monsters

“For once, I didn't look back.”

“But part of him wanted to say: Forget the world. He didn't want to be without her.”

Source: The Last Olympian

Rick Riordan The Mark of Athena

Source: The Mark of Athena

“If you'd sat there any longer,' Annabeth said, 'you would have spontaneously combusted. I hope the conversation was worth it?”

“like the children of Thor? At least their dad had a movie franchise.”

Source: The Last Olympian

Rick Riordan book The Sword of Summer

Source: The Sword of Summer

“A truly great artist has many talents.”

“Dang! Snake people know how to make bundt cake.”

“And, Bianca, come with me. I would like to speak with you."
"What about me?" Nico asked.”

Source: The Blood of Olympus

“Everything happens for a reason, Sadie, even bad things.”

Source: The Titan's Curse

“Her perfume was a mixture of roses and tear gas.”

Source: The Throne of Fire

Rick Riordan book The Serpent's Shadow

Source: The Serpent's Shadow

“You see gods have great power, but only humans have creativity, the power to change history rather than simply repeat it. Humans can… how do you moderns say it… think outside the cup.”

“This is my driver,’ Nico said. ‘Jules-Albert finished first in the Paris–Rouen motorcar race back in 1895, but he wasn’t awarded the prize because his steam car used a stoker.”

Source: The Red Pyramid

“Agh-uhh!” the baboon grunted. He turned and waddled up the stairs. Unfortunately, the Lakers jersey didn’t completely cover his multicolored rear.”

Source: The Blood of Olympus

“My children are so rarely happy. I… I would like to see you be an exception.”

Source: The Red Pyramid