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“I call it Andskoti, the Adversary. It is woven with the most powerful paradoxes in the Nine Worlds—Wi-Fi with no lag, a politician’s sincerity, a printer that prints, healthy deep-fried food, and an interesting grammar lecture!”

Rick Riordan book The Sword of Summer

Source: The Sword of Summer

“This did not seem to reassure Nico.

“I don’t like being in the dark,” he muttered.

An odd complaint for a child of Hades, but I understood what he meant.”

Rick Riordan book The Hidden Oracle

Source: The Hidden Oracle

“Snake people do not drink milk," Kekrops said. "We are lactose intolerant reptiles."
"Me too!" Frank said. "I mean… lactose intolerant. Not a reptile. Though I can be a reptile sometimes-”

Rick Riordan book The Blood of Olympus

Source: The Blood of Olympus

“Most people call it The Book of the Dead,” he told me. “Rich Egyptians were always buried with a copy, so they could have directions through the Duat to the Land of the Dead. It’s like an Idiot’s Guide to the Afterlife.”

Rick Riordan book The Red Pyramid

Source: The Red Pyramid

“We were absolutely destined to meet your hot sister”

Rick Riordan book The Lost Hero

Source: The Lost Hero

“Very good, Jason Grace," Notus said. "You are a son of Jupiter, yet you have chosen your own path- as all the greatest demigods have done before you. You cannot control your parentage, but youchoose your legacy.”

Rick Riordan book The House of Hades

Source: The House of Hades

“June cackled with delight, muttering, "Whoops!" as a car almost killed them.”

Rick Riordan book The Son of Neptune

Source: The Son of Neptune

“I whistled. "You have evil thoughts for a goat.”

Rick Riordan book The Lightning Thief

Source: The Lightning Thief

“If I've got the powers of a god, then why am I so…"
"Lame?" Sadie suggested.
"Shut up," I said.”

Rick Riordan book The Red Pyramid

Source: The Red Pyramid

“The guy had literally been through hell and back. Even when he wasn’t trying, he made the toilets explode. What would Percy be like if he wanted to act scary?”

Rick Riordan book The Blood of Olympus

Source: The Blood of Olympus

“Check your spam folder
The prophecies might be there
No? Well, I'm stumped. Bye”

Rick Riordan book The Hidden Oracle

Source: The Hidden Oracle

“Thoth's beak! You are impossibley stubborn."
"Yeah, it's a gift.”

Rick Riordan book The Red Pyramid

Source: The Red Pyramid

“You kidding? So many preservatives in these things, I'll live forever.”

Rick Riordan book The Blood of Olympus

Source: The Blood of Olympus

“I should throw you off this building minus the flying horse and see how heroic you sound on the way down.”

Rick Riordan book The Titan's Curse

Source: The Titan's Curse

“No more Lastrygonians.” Ella fluttered down and landed next to them. “Six minus six is zero. Spears are good for subtraction, yep.”

Rick Riordan book The Son of Neptune

Source: The Son of Neptune

“Just because I’m Native American doesn’t mean I can track furniture through the wilderness.” She deepened her voice: “‘Yes, kemosabe. A three-legged table passed this way an hour ago.’ Heck, I don’t know.”

Rick Riordan book The Demigod Diaries

Source: The Demigod Diaries

“If my mom told one more story about how cute I looked in the bathtub when I was three years old I was going to burrow into the snow and freeze myself to death.”

Rick Riordan book The Titan's Curse

Source: The Titan's Curse

“Otis," I said.

"Shhh," he said. "I'm incognito. Call me… Otis."

"I'm not sure that's how incognito works, but okay."

Otis, aka Otis climbed into the chair I'd reserved for Sam.”

Rick Riordan book The Hammer of Thor

Source: The Hammer of Thor

“Our problems started in Dallas, when the fire-breathing sheep destroyed the King Tut exhibit.”

Rick Riordan book The Serpent's Shadow

Source: The Serpent's Shadow