Phil Hartman: Judge

Phil Hartman was Canadian American actor, comedian, screenwriter, and graphic artist. Explore interesting quotes on judge.
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“Lionel: And as for your case, don't you worry. I've argued in front of every judge in the state. Often as a lawyer.”

Phil Hartman

On the Simpsons, Lionel Hutz

“Lionel: Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider.
Marge: Is that bad?
Lionel: Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.
Marge: You did?
Lionel: Yeah…if you replace the word "kinda" with "repeatedly" and the word "dog" with "son"…”

Phil Hartman

On the Simpsons, Lionel Hutz

Dogs

“Judge: Did you hear that, Mr. Cirroc?
Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer: (on cellphone) I'm sorry your honor, I was listening to the magic voices coming out of your modern invention.”

Phil Hartman

On Saturday Night Live, More Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer