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“As plainly as if it had been the top line on the oculist’s chart I could see what the future held for Bertram.”

P.G. Wodehouse book Jeeves and the Feudal Spirit

Jeeves and the Feudal Spirit (1954)

“There came from without the hoof-beats of a galloping relative and Aunt Dahlia whizzed in.”

P.G. Wodehouse book The Code of the Woosters

The Code of the Woosters (1938)

“He was not a man who prattled readily, especially in a foreign tongue. He gave the impression that each word was excavated from his interior by some up-to-date process of mining.”

P.G. Wodehouse

The Clicking Of Cuthbert (1922)

“Scarcely had I entered the sitting-room when I found … what appeared at first sight to be the Devil, A closer scrutiny informed me that it was Gussie Fink-Nottle, dressed as Mephistopheles.”

P.G. Wodehouse book Right Ho, Jeeves

Right Ho, Jeeves (1934)

“Jeeves lugged my purple socks out of the drawer as if he were a vegetarian fishing a caterpillar out of his salad.”

P.G. Wodehouse book The Inimitable Jeeves

The Inimitable Jeeves (1923)

“If Eggy wanted to get spliced, let him, was the way I looked at it. Marriage might improve him. It was difficult to think of anything that wouldn’t.”

P.G. Wodehouse book Laughing Gas

Laughing Gas (1936)

“"Elementary, my dear Watson, elementary," murmured Psmith. (Earlier usage of the precise words "Elementary, my dear Watson" has been found in the works of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.)”

P.G. Wodehouse book Psmith, Journalist

Psmith, Journalist (1915)

“It was a cold, disapproving gaze, such as a fastidious luncher who was not fond of caterpillars might have directed at one which he had discovered in his portion of salad…”

P.G. Wodehouse book The Adventures of Sally

The Adventures of Sally (1922)

“Many a man may look respectable, and yet be able to hide at will behind a spiral staircase.”

P.G. Wodehouse book Sunset at Blandings

Sunset at Blandings (1977 (posthumously published))

“In build and appearance, Tuppy somewhat resembles a bulldog, and his aspect now was that of one of these fine animals who has just been refused a slice of cake.”

P.G. Wodehouse book Right Ho, Jeeves

Right Ho, Jeeves (1934)

“It seemed to me, thinking quick, that the only way of solving the am-parce [impasse] was to sacrifice Shorty. Like Russian peasants with their children, you know, when they are pursued by wolves and it becomes imperative to lighten the sledge.”

P.G. Wodehouse book Spring Fever

Spring Fever (1948)

“It just showed once again that half the world doesn’t know how the other three quarters live.”

P.G. Wodehouse book Much Obliged, Jeeves

Much Obliged, Jeeves (1971)

“You must remember, Father,’ said Mavis, in a voice which would have had an Eskimo slapping his ribs and calling for the steam-heat, ‘that this girl was probably very pretty. So many of these New York girls are. That would, of course, explain Frederick's behaviour.”

P.G. Wodehouse book Young Men in Spats

Young Men in Spats (1936)

“Whatever may be said in favour of the Victorians, it is pretty generally admitted that few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile of bricks.”

P.G. Wodehouse book Summer Moonshine

Summer Moonshine (1938)

“I hate you, I hate you!' cried Madeline, a thing I didn't know anyone ever said except in the second act of a musical comedy.”

P.G. Wodehouse book Stiff Upper Lip, Jeeves

Stiff Upper Lip, Jeeves (1963)

“Oh Brancepeth,’ said the girl, her voice trembling, ‘why haven’t you any money? If only you had the merest pittance - enough for a flat in Mayfair and a little weekend place in the country somewhere and a couple of good cars and a villa in the South of France and a bit of trout fishing on some decent river, I would risk all for love.”

P.G. Wodehouse book Lord Emsworth and Others

Lord Emsworth and Others (1937)

“He had never acted in his life, and couldn't play the pin in Pinafore.”

P.G. Wodehouse book The Luck of the Bodkins

The Luck of the Bodkins (1935)

“Yes, sir,' said Jeeves in a low, cold voice, as if he had been bitten in the leg by a personal friend.”

P.G. Wodehouse book Carry On, Jeeves

Carry On, Jeeves (1925)

“Aunt Agatha, who eats broken bottles and wears barbed wire next to the skin.”

P.G. Wodehouse book The Code of the Woosters

The Code of the Woosters (1938)

“Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, 'It might have been.' (quoting John Greenleaf Whittier)”

P.G. Wodehouse

The Man Upstairs (1914)