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“One of the Georges - I forget which - once said that a certain number of hours' sleep each night - I cannot recall at the moment how many - made a man something which for the time being has slipped my memory.”

P.G. Wodehouse

Source: Mike and Psmith

“She had more curves than a scenic railway”

P.G. Wodehouse

“An apple a day, if well aimed, keeps the doctor away.”

P.G. Wodehouse

“Employers are like horses — they require management.”

P.G. Wodehouse book Carry On, Jeeves

Source: Carry on, Jeeves

“I am Psmith," said the old Etonian reverently. "There is a preliminary P before the name. This, however, is silent. Like the tomb. Compare such words as ptarmigan, psalm, and phthisis.”

P.G. Wodehouse book Psmith, Journalist

Source: Psmith, Journalist

“You’re one of those guys who can make a party just by leaving it. It’s a great gift.”

P.G. Wodehouse book The Girl in Blue

Source: The Girl in Blue (1970)

“Intoxicated? The word did not express it by a mile. He was oiled, boiled, fried, plastered, whiffled, sozzled, and blotto.”

P.G. Wodehouse

Source: Meet Mr. Mulliner

“When a girl uses six derogatory adjectives in her attempt to paint the portrait of the loved one, it means something. One may indicate a merely temporary tiff. Six is big stuff.”

P.G. Wodehouse

Source: Jeeves in the Morning

“[A]lways get to the dialogue as soon as possible. I always feel the thing to go for is speed. Nothing puts the reader off more than a big slab of prose at the start."

(Interview,, Issue 64, Winter 1975)”

P.G. Wodehouse

“You can't be a successful Dictator and design women's underclothing.'
'No, sir.'
'One or the other. Not both.”

P.G. Wodehouse book The Code of the Woosters

'Precisely, sir.'
The Code of the Woosters (1938)

“I mean, imagine how some unfortunate Master Criminal would feel, on coming down to do a murder at the old Grange, if he found that not only was Sherlock Holmes putting in the weekend there, but Hercule Poirot, as well." ~ Bertram "Bertie" Wooster”

P.G. Wodehouse book The Code of the Woosters

Source: The Code of the Woosters

“It's a funny thing about looking for things. If you hunt for a needle in a haystack you don't find it. If you don't give a darn whether you ever see the needle or not it runs into you the first time you lean against the stack.”

P.G. Wodehouse

Source: The Man With Two Left Feet and Other Stories

“Has anybody ever seen a drama critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good.”

P.G. Wodehouse book The Adventures of Sally

The Adventures of Sally (1922)

“I mean, if you're asking a fellow to come out of a room so that you can dismember him with a carving knife, it's absurd to tack a 'sir' on to every sentence. The two things don't go together.”

P.G. Wodehouse book Thank You, Jeeves

Source: Thank You, Jeeves

“To find a man's true character, play golf with him.”

P.G. Wodehouse

“I don't know if you know it, J. B., but you're the sort of fellow who causes hundreds to fall under suspicion when he's found stabbed in his library with a paper-knife of Oriental design.”

P.G. Wodehouse

“I marmaladed a slice of toast with something of a flourish and I don't suppose I have ever come much closer to saying 'Tra la la' as I did the lathering for I was feeling in mid season form this morning.”

P.G. Wodehouse