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“His whole aspect was that of a man who has unexpectedly been struck by lightning.”

Eggs, Beans and Crumpets (1940)

“The cosy glow which had been enveloping the Duke became shot through by a sudden chill. It was as if he had been luxuriating in a warm shower-bath, and some hidden hand had turned on the cold tap.”

P.G. Wodehouse book Uncle Fred in the Springtime

Uncle Fred in the Springtime (1939)

“I don’t say I’ve got much of a soul, but, such as it is, I’m perfectly satisfied with the little chap. I don’t want people fooling about with it. ‘Leave it alone,’ I say. ‘Don’t touch it. I like it the way it is.”

P.G. Wodehouse book Joy in the Morning

Joy in the Morning (1947)

“Attila the Hun might have broken off his engagement to her, but nobody except Attila the Hun, and he only on one of his best mornings.”

P.G. Wodehouse book A Few Quick Ones

A Few Quick Ones (1959)

“I once got engaged to his daughter Honoria, a ghastly dynamic exhibit who read Nietzsche and had a laugh like waves breaking on a stern and rockbound coast.”

P.G. Wodehouse book The Inimitable Jeeves

The Inimitable Jeeves (1923)

“Breakfast had been prepared by the kitchen maid, an indifferent performer who had used the scorched earth policy on the bacon again.”

P.G. Wodehouse book Spring Fever

Spring Fever (1948)

“Oofy, thinking of the tenner he had given Freddie, writhed like an electric fan.”

P.G. Wodehouse book A Few Quick Ones

A Few Quick Ones (1959)

“It began to be borne in upon Lord Ickenham that in planning to appeal to the Duke’s better feelings he had omitted to take into his calculations the fact that he might not have any.”

P.G. Wodehouse book Uncle Fred in the Springtime

Uncle Fred in the Springtime (1939)

“Dark hair fell in a sweep over his forehead. He looked like a man who would write vers libre, as indeed he did.”

P.G. Wodehouse book The Girl on the Boat

The Girl on the Boat (1922)

“Henry glanced hastily at the mirror. Yes, he did look rather old. He must have overdone some of the lines on his forehead. He looked something between a youngish centenarian and a nonagenarian who had seen a good deal of trouble.”

P.G. Wodehouse

The Man with Two Left Feet (1917)

“The village of Market Blandings is one of those sleepy hamlets which modern progress has failed to touch… The church is Norman, and the intelligence of the majority of the natives palaeozoic.”

P.G. Wodehouse book Something Fresh

Something Fresh (1915)

“She loves this newt-nuzzling blister.”

P.G. Wodehouse book Right Ho, Jeeves

Right Ho, Jeeves (1934)

“[of a character in "The Man Who Gave Up Smoking" who is suffering from a hangover] … the noise of the cat stamping about in the passage outside caused him exquisite discomfort.”

P.G. Wodehouse book Mr Mulliner Speaking

Mr Mulliner Speaking (1929)

“I can't stand Paris. I hate the place. Full of people talking French, which is a thing I bar. It always seems to me so affected.”

P.G. Wodehouse book Big Money

Big Money (1931)

“His eyes were rolling in their sockets, and his face had taken on the colour and expression of a devout tomato. I could see he loved like a thousand bricks.”

P.G. Wodehouse book Joy in the Morning

Joy in the Morning (1947)

“I want to know what the devil you mean by keeping coming into my private apartment, taking up space which I require for other purposes and interrupting me when I am chatting with my personal friends. Really one gets about as much privacy in this house as a strip-tease dancer.”

P.G. Wodehouse book The Code of the Woosters

The Code of the Woosters (1938)

“She laughed - a solo effort. Nothing in the prevailing circumstances made me feel like turning it into a duet.”

P.G. Wodehouse book Joy in the Morning

Joy in the Morning (1947)

“He trusted neither of them as far as he could spit, and he was a poor spitter, lacking both distance and control.”

P.G. Wodehouse book The Adventures of Sally

The Adventures of Sally (1922)

“Stinko, is he?’
'Not perhaps stinko, but certainly effervescent.”

P.G. Wodehouse book Stiff Upper Lip, Jeeves

Stiff Upper Lip, Jeeves (1963)

“My Aunt Agatha, the curse of the Home Counties and a menace to one and all.”

P.G. Wodehouse book Right Ho, Jeeves

Right Ho, Jeeves (1934)