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“Its like Dr. Doolittle in this fucking house here.”

The Osbournes television show

“I tried out that Buckethead guy. I met with him and asked him to work with me but only if he got rid of the fucking bucket. So I came back a bit later and he's wearing this green fucking Martian's-hat thing. I said, 'Look, just be yourself!' He told me his name was Brian, so I said that's what I'd call him. He says, 'No one calls me Brian except my mother.' So I said, 'Pretend I'm your mum then!' I haven't even got out of the room and I'm already playing fucking mind games with the guy. What happens if one day he's gone and there's a note saying, 'I've been beamed up?”

[Laughs] Don't get me wrong, he's a great player. He plays like a motherfucker! <br class="br">Revolver interview; as quoted in "Ozzy Osbourne "Says Ex-GUNS N' ROSES Guitarist Buckethead Auditioned For His Solo Band" http://www.blabbermouth.net/news/ozzy-osbourne-says-ex-guns-n-roses-guitarist-buckethead-auditioned-for-his-solo-band/, Blabbermouth.net, January 5, 2005

“How the fuck you feed a tree?…What…you put a ham sandwich on the tree?”

The Osbournes television show

“We are not going to continue until we hear the fucking roof rattle.”

Black Sabbath Reunion Disc 2 Iron Man intro (track 5).

“Who the fuck is Justin Bieber?”

A Different Spin, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0hfg1htnM4

“I've had this TV for 7 years, this is how it works. Power on - it comes on. Simple clicker, volume control - piece of piss. Works every time…. what the fuck's this? What am I doing? JACK!!”

The Osbournes television show

“[hugging Sharon] Merry xmas…. now fuck off.”

The Osbournes television show

“[after one of his dogs urinated in the bedroom] Who pissed!!? Who pissed on my fucking carpet!?! That bastard fucking dog man. I'm going to throw you in the pool! Get the fuck out of my house! Why do they do it Sharon? Whats the deal man? It's a fucking terrorist man! It's fucking part of Bin Laden's gang! Fucking Ali Baba used to go work on this rug.”

The Osbournes television show

“I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly, directly attributed to drugs and alcohol. I mean, I would never piss on a piece of stone at the fucking Alamo at nine o'clock in the morning dressed in a woman's evening dress sober. I mean I know I'm a fucking crazy-ass but still.”

MTV News Online, 1992.

“Bubbles! Oh come on Sharon! I'm fucking Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of fucking Darkness. Evil! Evil! What's fucking evil about a buttload of fucking bubbles!?”

The Osbournes television show.
Source: http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/ozzy-osbourne-maddest-moments-10-1837387

“I love you all; I love you more than life itself, but you're all fucking mad!”

The Osbournes television show.

“The idea of a band nowadays is 5 pretty boys, one with a tattoo, one with a shaved head, and on and on. What the fuck is that? I mean, I like Britney Spears, I think she's pretty, but I'm not from the Mickey Mouse Club-I'm from the Godzilla Club!”

Guitar World Issue 37, 2000.

“I have a message for anyone coming to the Ozzfest this summer (Summer, 2000): If you're planning to jump up onstage during my set, please do not give me any bear hugs, because they fucking hurt. Listen to me, I'm dead serious. On the first night of last year's tour, this enormous guy jumped up onstage and gave me a huge bear hug. He crushed 3 of my ribs and I had to do the whole tour in absolute agony. I couldn't believe it, the first fucking show!”

Guitar World Issue 37, 2000.

“…as you'll know, the word 'fuck' sort of is used quite a lot in my house. Now, that's not to say, I think to say 'fuck this' or 'fuck you' a lot more, so it should be entered into the English language, because it has a lot more impact when you say, 'I fucking hate this thing.”

MTV.com, 2002

“The downside of being outrageous is that you have to go around explaining your fucking self to people. If you're too cocky, somebody might just pull out a fucking gun and cock it and blow your fucking face off. You gotta be really careful what you bite off. Don't bite off more than you can chew. It's a dangerous world.”

Rolling Stone Online, May 1997.

“There is something fucking unbelievable about seeing all of the fans go crazy and chanting 'Ozzy!”

I would pay to see them..
askmen.com, 2002

“Nobody tells me fuck all!”

The Osbournes television show

“You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!”

The Osbournes television show

“I hate these fucking stretch bastards junk pimp mobiles!”

The Osbournes television show

“I like the word fuck. Fucking deal with it and move on to the first fucking question you have.”

Interview. Citation needed.