Noel Fielding: Quotes about thinking

Noel Fielding is British comedian and actor. Explore interesting quotes on thinking.

Noel Fielding: 30 quotes 0 likes

“I think I should be in a [Disney animated] film called ‘Space Shrews’. Where I go to space. With a load of shrews. And nothing really happens. We just get out and have a lolly and then come back. But it’ll be a musical […] the ship will be built out of my own hair.”

Noel Fielding

HermAphroditeZine, Autumn 1999

Music , Thinking , Animals

“In Edinburgh? I quite like the City Cafe. Because you never get served in there. And I like the idea that you can go in there for three hours and still not get your order. I think that’s quite funny. And then when you say ‘Can I have some food - I’m wasting away,’ they have the audacity to tut at you. When there’s only four of you in there. Fuckers. They should all be shot in the face. Sorry. I’m only joking. And I’m really tired.”

Noel Fielding

HermAphroditeZine, Autumn 1999

Food , Idea , Thinking

“[When asked if he could think of a cure for a dog who eats soil]”

Noel Fielding

I'll sleep with her. I’m a special kind of vet - people bring the animals in, and I sleep with them. Do you have any sick animals that need some time with a vet? [...] What I was saying was that I was going to start a vet practice. People would bring me their sick animals and I’d sleep with them. Turtles. Parakeets. I’d give parakeets blow-jobs. I’d go around the zoo, like James Herriot... saying ‘Giraffes? Really? Bring them to me.’
HermAphroditeZine, Autumn 1999

Dogs , Thinking

“I don’t think I’d have done comedy if I was born eighty years ago […] I’d have been a lord. Shooting people that were on my land […] With a wig, yeah. And some crisps.”

Noel Fielding

HermAphroditeZine, Autumn 1999

People , Thinking