Mr. T: Quotes about fools

“I remember one time I tried to pity this fool. He told me his name was Jeff. He was married. He pulled out his wallet and showed me three pictures of his kids; Kelly, Robert, Brittany. Real cute kids. Don't get too close man. It's hard to pity a fool if you get too close.”

“Quit yo Jibber-jabber! You ain't hurt, yo pathetic!, Argh! If I ever catch you acting like a crazy fool again, you're gonna meet my friend pain! Snickers, get some nuts!”

“I don't hate fools, I pity them! (I pity the fool)”

“Teachin' fools some basic rules! (I pity the fool)”

“I pity the fool, thug, or soul who tries to take over the world.”

“Life's tough, but I'm tougher! (I pity the fool)”

“The jibba jabba stops here! (I pity the fool)”

“Mr. T has the greatest hair in the world. You can't deny it, it's been proven by science, fool!”

“Yo makin' me mad sucker, cold water never hurt nobody! It's time to get in da pool, 'cause you're goin' swimmin', fool! TAKE THAT, TOEDIPPER! Argh! Argh! I hate flying, so this had better be the last time I see yo cryin!”

“"You've got to testify! Tell somebody about it. God is good!" "I pity the fool that don't get it." - Mr. T going for Jury Duty.”

“Hey fool, this ain't no football game!”

“SPEEDWALKING?! I pity you fool! You a disgrace to the man race! It's time to run like a real man! Take that speedwalker! Do it again sucker, and there's going to be trouble! With a capital Mr. T! Snickers, get some nuts!”

“I pity the fool who drinks soy milk.”

“Shut up Murdock, crazy fool!”

“For 5 years Mr. T disappeared. Fools went unpitied and Jibba-Jabba went unchallenged!”