Mel Brooks: Helmet

“Dark Helmet: I see your schwartz is as big as mine.”

Mel Brooks

Spaceballs

“Dark Helmet [after everyone on the bridge announces that their last name is "Asshole."]: I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes.”

Mel Brooks

Spaceballs

“Dark Helmet: What's the matter Colonel Sandurz… chicken?!”

Mel Brooks

Spaceballs

“Dark Helmet : So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.”

Mel Brooks

Spaceballs

Star , Evil

“Dark Helmet : What? You went over my helmet?”

Mel Brooks

Spaceballs

“Radar Officer: I've lost the sweeps, the bleeps, and the creeps! [Explains via vocal sound effects]
Dark Helmet [aside to Colonel Sandurz]: That's not all he's lost.”

Mel Brooks

Spaceballs