Mel Brooks: Trending quotes

“As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.”

“Excuse me, is this England?”

“Man In Front of Castle: Hey Abbot!”

“Dr. Frankenstein:: Igor, would you give me a hand with the bags?
Igor:: [doing a Groucho Marx] Certainly, you take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban.”

“I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.”

“To me, tragedy is if I'll cut my finger, that's tragedy…Comedy is if you walk into an open sewer and die.”

“Hope for the best. Expect the worst.
The world's a stage. We're unrehearsed.”

“The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation… but I hear that it's coming quickly.”

“If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively.”

“Humor is just another defense against the
universe.”

“I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know.”

“Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin. The talent of a writer is his ability to give them their separate names, identities, personalities and have them relate to other characters living with him.”

“Everything we do in life is based on fear, especially love.”

“If they [presidents] can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.”

“My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.”

“Sheriff of Rotingham King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is!”

“Max Bialystock: I'm wearing a cardboard belt!”

“Lady, it rose below vulgarity.”

“Robin Hood: Watch my back!
Achoo: Yo' back just got punched twice.”