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“Radar Officer: I've lost the sweeps, the bleeps, and the creeps! [Explains via vocal sound effects]
Dark Helmet [aside to Colonel Sandurz]: That's not all he's lost.”

Spaceballs

“King Louis XVI [prior to his arrest]: It's good to be the king. (Also used in Robin Hood- Men In Tights and The Producers [Musical])”

History of the World, Part I

“It's Wheird, there's an H in there. Gotta hit that H otherwise they think I'm some sort of a kook!”

The 2,000 Year Old Man (and sequels)

“Angel of Death ain't kissing me! I'm full of garlic!”

The 2,000 Year Old Man (and sequels)

“Igor:: Sed-a…
Inga:: Sed-a…
Igor:: Dirty word! He said a dirty word!”

Young Frankenstein

“[On Churchill's Accent] "Ve must conquer da Narjies!" Now, we were fighting and killing Nazis. We all left and went looking for Narjies!”

The 2,000 Year Old Man (and sequels)

“Josephus: I'm Josephus, and I'm the main course over at the Colosseum!”

History of the World, Part I

“After I eat asparagus…”

The 2,000 Year Old Man (and sequels)

“If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us tickets. ”

“Impoverished Paris Street Merchant (Jack Carter): Rats, rats for sale. Get your rats. Good for rat stew, rat soup, or the ever-popular ratatouille.”

History of the World, Part I

“Comedy is a weird but very beautiful thing. Even though it seems foolish and silly and crazy, comedy has the most to say about the human condition. Because if you can laugh, you can get by. You can survive when things are bad when you have a sense of humor.”

Source: All About Me (New York: Ballantine Books, 2021), p. 451

“Hope for the best. Expect the worst.
The world's a stage. We're unrehearsed.
No way of knowing which way it's going.
Take your chances, there are no answers.
Hope for the best. Expect the worst.”

Chorus
The Twelve Chairs (1970)