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“Townspeople: A black sheriff?
Blinkin: He's Black?!
Ahchoo: Why not? It worked in Blazing Saddles.”

Robin Hood: Men in Tights

“King Richard: From this day forward, all toilets in this kingdom shall be known as…'Johns!”

Robin Hood: Men in Tights

“Leo Bloom: Actors are not animals! They're human beings!
Max Bialystock: They are? Have you ever eaten with one?”

The Producers

“Will Scarlet Blinkin, fix your boobs, you look like a bleeding Picasso.”

Robin Hood: Men in Tights

“Moses : God has given us these fifteen— (after dropping one of the tablets) Oy! Ten — ten commandments!”

History of the World, Part I

“Dark Helmet: What's the matter Colonel Sandurz… chicken?!”

Spaceballs

“Jim "The Waco Kid": My name is Jim, most people call me… Jim.”

Blazing Saddles

“Igor: My grandfather used to work for your grandfather. Of course the rates have gone up.”

Young Frankenstein

“Blinkin Aaahhhh, you lost your arms in battle, but you grew some nice boobs (Blinkin gropes the Venus De Milo statue left behind after creditors take away Loxley Castle)”

Robin Hood: Men in Tights

“I was in the middle of shooting the last few weeks of Blazing Saddles somewhere in the Antelope Valley, and Gene Wilder and I were having a cup of coffee and he said, I have this idea that there could be another "Frankenstein." I said not another — we've had the son of, the cousin of, the brother-in-law, we don't need another Frankenstein. His idea was very simple: What if the grandson of Dr. Frankenstein wanted nothing to do with the family whatsoever. He was ashamed of those wackos. I said, "That's funny."”

On the initial inspiration for his film Young Frankenstein, in "The Sunday Conversation: Mel Brooks on his 'Young Frankenstein' musical" in The Los Angeles Times (1 August 2010) http://articles.latimes.com/2010/aug/01/entertainment/la-ca-conversation-20100801

“Dr. Frankenstein Damn your eyes!
Igor (pointing at his lazy eye) Too late!”

Young Frankenstein

“Lead Tenor Stormtrooper: Springtime, for Hitler, and Germany
Winter, for Poland and France!”

The Producers

“Sheriff Bart: Where the white women at?”

Blazing Saddles

“[on the greatest invention] Liquid Prell.”

The 2,000 Year Old Man (and sequels)

“Jail Inmates: Eighty fff…. Eighty fff…. Eighty fff…. Eighty fff…. Eighty Six!”

History of the World, Part I

“You know Cuneiform? You know Sanskrit? It's neither of those.”

The 2,000 Year Old Man (and sequels)

“Dark Helmet : So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.”

Spaceballs

“Ahchoo:Man, white men can't jump!!”

Robin Hood: Men in Tights

“Dark Helmet : What? You went over my helmet?”

Spaceballs

“Sheriff Bart: Since I am your host and you are my guest what are your hobbies? What do you like to do in your free time?
Jim "The Waco Kid": Oh you know, play chess…screw.
Sheriff Bart: Well let's play chess!”

Blazing Saddles