Mel Brooks: Trending quotes (page 2)

“Who's the dummy writing this show?!”

“President Skroob: What the hell, it works on Star Trek!”

“Other Street Merchant:Nothing, I have absolutely nothing for sale!”

“LSD as Adolf Hitler: Heil Baby!”

“Revolutionary Leader: And now, let us end this meeting on a high note. [Proceeds to sing a sharp high note, followed by the rest of the revolutionaries. ]”

“No! You don't wear a hat on your gentles! You wear a hat on your head where you're supposed to wear a hat!”

“Little John: Let's face it — you've got to be a man to wear tights!”

“Sheriff Bart [waking up a drunk Jim in jail]: Are we awake?
Jim "The Waco Kid": We don't know. Are we black?
Sheriff Bart: Yes we are.
Jim "The Waco Kid": Then we're awake, but we're very puzzled.”

“Max Bialystock: That's it, baby, when you've got it, flaunt it, flaunt it!”

“Igor (limping off): Walk this way — and Dr. Frankenstein limps off after him.”

“Count de Monet [consistently mispronounced as "count da money"]: Bearnaise, do we have any of those delicious raisins left?
Bearnaise: You ate yours. These are mine.
Count de Monet: Au contraire, they are mine! I paid for them! Hand them over!
Bearnaise [sotto voce, mimicking]: 'I paid for them! They're mine!'”

“Dark Helmet: I see your schwartz is as big as mine.”

“Max Bialystock: How could this happen? I was so careful. I picked the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast. Where did I go right?”

“Sheriff Bart: Excuse me while I whip this out.”

“Dark Helmet [after everyone on the bridge announces that their last name is "Asshole."]: I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes.”

“[explaining that Paul Revere was Anti-Semitic] He was scared they were moving into the neighborhood. "They're coming, they're coming. The Yiddish, they're coming"”

“Count de Monet: It is said that the people are revolting
King Louis XVI : You said it. They stink on ice.”

“Lonestar: That's all we needed, a Druish Princess!”

“Tomás de Torquemada: It's better to lose your skullcap than your skull.”