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“Who's the dummy writing this show?!”

Mel Brooks

As the voice over for a small curly haired man in a series of cartoons for The Electric Company, also repeated at the end of the Electric Company record.
Miscellaneous

“President Skroob: What the hell, it works on Star Trek!”

Mel Brooks

Spaceballs

“Other Street Merchant:Nothing, I have absolutely nothing for sale!”

Mel Brooks

History of the World, Part I

“LSD as Adolf Hitler: Heil Baby!”

Mel Brooks

The Producers

“Revolutionary Leader: And now, let us end this meeting on a high note. [Proceeds to sing a sharp high note, followed by the rest of the revolutionaries. ]”

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History of the World, Part I

“No! You don't wear a hat on your gentles! You wear a hat on your head where you're supposed to wear a hat!”

Mel Brooks

The 2,000 Year Old Man (and sequels)

“Little John: Let's face it — you've got to be a man to wear tights!”

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Robin Hood: Men in Tights

“Sheriff Bart [waking up a drunk Jim in jail]: Are we awake?
Jim "The Waco Kid": We don't know. Are we black?
Sheriff Bart: Yes we are.
Jim "The Waco Kid": Then we're awake, but we're very puzzled.”

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Blazing Saddles

“Max Bialystock: That's it, baby, when you've got it, flaunt it, flaunt it!”

Mel Brooks

The Producers

“Igor (limping off): Walk this way — and Dr. Frankenstein limps off after him.”

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Young Frankenstein

“Count de Monet [consistently mispronounced as "count da money"]: Bearnaise, do we have any of those delicious raisins left?
Bearnaise: You ate yours. These are mine.
Count de Monet: Au contraire, they are mine! I paid for them! Hand them over!
Bearnaise [sotto voce, mimicking]: 'I paid for them! They're mine!'”

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[Blows a raspberry]
Count de Monet: Don't be saucy with me, Bearnaise.
History of the World, Part I

“Dark Helmet: I see your schwartz is as big as mine.”

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Spaceballs

“Max Bialystock: How could this happen? I was so careful. I picked the wrong play, the wrong director, the wrong cast. Where did I go right?”

Mel Brooks

The Producers

“Sheriff Bart: Excuse me while I whip this out.”

Mel Brooks

Blazing Saddles

“Dark Helmet [after everyone on the bridge announces that their last name is "Asshole."]: I knew it, I'm surrounded by Assholes.”

Mel Brooks

Spaceballs

“[explaining that Paul Revere was Anti-Semitic] He was scared they were moving into the neighborhood. "They're coming, they're coming. The Yiddish, they're coming"”

Mel Brooks

The 2,000 Year Old Man (and sequels)

“Count de Monet: It is said that the people are revolting
King Louis XVI : You said it. They stink on ice.”

Mel Brooks

History of the World, Part I

“Lonestar: That's all we needed, a Druish Princess!”

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In the director's commentary Brooks states: I'm both proud and ashamed of that line.
Spaceballs

“Tomás de Torquemada: It's better to lose your skullcap than your skull.”

Mel Brooks

History of the World, Part I