“Two days ago, I dreamt I married a 5-year-old boy. He treated me like a queen and was perfectly lovely. We took a driving trip for our honeymoon. Then it dawned on me: 'Oh my God! He doesn't have a driver's license! We could get arrested!”Megan Mullally Attributed
“I've been going to the same grocery store for 13 years, and all of a sudden one day everybody was like, 'Oh, my God…”Megan Mullally On sudden fame. Attributed
“I'm really good at staying home all day in my pajamas because I had a [dad] who did that.”Megan Mullally Attributed
“One day when I'm walking and I see -- at first I thought maybe he was resting -- but I saw a big dead seal on the beach, which was really sad. However, the thing that I thought was puzzling was there was a couple, a young guy and a girl on a beach towel not 15 feet from this big, dead mammal, and I look up and they're waving at me, like, 'Isn't it a pretty day?' And I'm like, 'There's a big dead seal right there.' They're putting on lotion. It was just bizarre. And, curtain. I just didn't want to be at the beach anymore.”Megan Mullally Attributed