Meg Cabot: Trending quotes (page 4)

“Especially if he called meagain.”

“No. The answer was no, I was not all right. I nearly got knocked out. Knocked out by desire! Desire for forbidden dissimilar molecules”

“When people look you in the eye and call you stupid, dont look away, but tell them that half of the world is stupid and they are one of them because they are dening their own stupidity.”

“Michael has never cried during a Broadway show. Except in that scene where Tarzan's ape father is brutally murdered.

And that was only because he was laughing so hard.”

“You didn't," John said, stepping from the shadows as he clapped for me, "even hit your head this time.”

“Zach had rushed down to rescue me without remembering to put a shirt on… Maybe I had died and gone to heaven.”

“great. now i was starting to get jealous of myself.”

“How is it that I'd nearly been smothered to death, and yet I could sit there and notice things like my stepbrother's abdominal muscles a few minutes later?”

“I just want to let you know that when I look into my future, I see nothing but you.” That’s what Chaz had whispered in my ear at some point during the wedding last night.

Then he’d whispered. “And you’re not even wearing Spanx.”

“You just said you were sorry."

…

"I was only apologizing," he said stiffly, "for startling you. The applause was to compliment you on the improvement in your life-saving techniques since the last time you-”

“What is the appropriate reply to make to a man who says he loves you?
Thank you. You are very kind.”

“The brave may not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all.”

“Whatever. Boris, must you constantly breathe on me?”

“Tell me Jesse, does she sigh when you kiss her too”

“So take my advice: whatever you do? Don’t blink”

“Was it frisson when you saw a guy smile and it made your heart act all weird?”

“They've arrested Sebastian! For m-murder! You've g-got to stop them! He d-didn't do it! He can't have done it! He doesn't believe in murder! He's a v-vegetarian!”

“I've never even been to Long Island”

“I didn't even think about suggesting he take the boots off. There'd probably be a apocalypse or something.”