Марк Фишбах (Markiplier) Quotes

“Oh, hell yeah! I'm sure that ink monsters are specifically susceptible to axes! Can i AXE you a question?! Huh?! You smell pretty bad, you should AXE body spray!”

“Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye-Joe? Da-ba-blee-bla-bla-d'oh, get the f*** out there right now! I don't have the patience for you! Oh my god, all my systems are failing…”

“Never give up, no matter what may set you back, and know that at the end of the road, you’re going to have something that you can be proud of.”

“Plant trees you know you'll never sit in the shade of.”

“That's the sound of love: Aaah!!!”

“Stop what you're doing and listen to me. This is of the utmost importance… You look beautiful today!”

“What I do is temporary, but what I leave behind is forever.”

“Even people you hate deserve opinions. And sometimes they’re going to have better ideas than yours. Keep an open mind to everyone.”

“I want to live in a world where every person gives far more than they take.”

“Goodbye armpit hair that I had since puberty… I'm going to give you the loving intention you deserve. And by that I mean I'll rip you out and throw you away.”

“What? Why would I want Dancy Pants to be mad at me?!”

“If you’re even a little bit different than what is considered the norm, then you’re an oddball.”

“Be what you want to be, not what people expect you to be.”

“Even if you don't believe in yourself now, know that I believe in you.”