Maria Bamford: Want

Maria Bamford is American actress and comedian. Explore interesting quotes on want.

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“[when the bank calls:] "Chase Bank, I'm self-employed, how long do you want to stay on the phone?"”

Maria Bamford

Ask Me About My New God! (2013)

“I'm not looking for much [in a guy], I just want, like, a really nice guy who has, you know, like a job… and the missing half of this golden amulet.”

Maria Bamford

Comedy Central Presents Maria Bamford (2001)

Guy

“I do wanna get married. It just sounds great. You get to go grocery shopping together, rent videos, and the kissing and the hugging and the kissing and the hugging under the cozy covers. Mmmm! But sometimes I worry that I don't wanna get married as much as I want to get dipped in a vat of warm, rising bread dough. That might feel pretty good, too.”

Maria Bamford

Comedy Central Presents Maria Bamford (2001)

Feeling , Kiss