Maria Bamford: Timing

Maria Bamford is American actress and comedian. Explore interesting quotes on timing.

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“Time flies when you are anxious!”

Unwanted Thoughts Syndrome (2009)

“She said I was afraid of success, which may in fact be true, because I have a feeling that fufilling my potential would really cut into my sittin' around time.”

Comedy Central Presents Maria Bamford (2001)

“My old lip color could barely keep up with my busy schedule. In the time it takes to notice the wide discrepancy between my salary and that of my male peers, I'd have to reapply! In the seconds to count the number of women in high political office, seated on corporate executive boards and featured in film and television over the age of 40, my lip color would be as invisible as this glass ceiling only inches above my head! L'Oreal. Because I am worth it. And because holding myself to an impossible standard of beauty keeps me from starting a riot!”

How to WIN! (2006)