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“He has a song in his heart for me. I hope it is not "Shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You.”

Louise Rennison

Source: Stop in the Name of Pants!

“Jas, you are three hundred miles away. You would have to have nunga-nungas the size of France for Jock to be able to rest his hand on them.”

Louise Rennison book Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas

Source: Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas

“Unbelievable! I said, "What would I be doing walking the streets at night as a stuffed olive- gate-crashing cocktail parties?”

Louise Rennison book Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

Source: Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

“I am going to become a writer for Cosmo - you don’t have to make any sense at all. Or maybe I’ll be a bloke, they don’t have to make sense either.”

Louise Rennison book Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

Source: Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

“I can already feel myself getting fed up with boys and I haven't had anything to do with them yet" - Georgia Nicolson”

Louise Rennison book Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

Source: Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

“I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I have ever seen.”

Louise Rennison

Source: On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God

“You wouldn't say ' You've got the crappest eyes I've ever seen. Your eyes make me physically sick.”

Louise Rennison book Withering Tights

Source: Withering Tights

“I am going to keep my mind (well, what's left of it) occupied by doing (and I never thought the day would come when I would say this) my homework.”

Louise Rennison

“Here is my recipe for a mood enhancer. Take a friend, preferably one with a really annoying fringe and outsize pants, and when she is rambling on swiftly, push her into a ditch and run away.”

Louise Rennison

Source: Startled by His Furry Shorts

“He came over and ruffled my hair, which is technically assault. I could get on the blower to ChildLine.”

Louise Rennison

Source: Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?

“Mr. Darcy was in Pride and Prejudice and at first he was all snooty and huffy; then he fell in a lake and came out with his shirt all wet. And then we all loved him. In a swoony way.”

Louise Rennison

Source: A Midsummer Tights Dream

“I am a pop widow.”

Louise Rennison book Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas

Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas