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“And the kittykats would have to erect scaffolding and a pulley to get him down. Mind you, I wouldn't put that past them. Sometimes when they are behind the sofa supposedly purring, I think they are drilling.”

Louise Rennison

Source: Startled by His Furry Shorts

Thinking , Past

“I could have quite literally snogged until the cows came home. And when they came home I would have shouted, "WHAT HAVE YOU COWS COME HOME FOR? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M SNOGGING, YOU STUPID HERBIVORES???”

Louise Rennison

Source: On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God

Stupidity , Home

“He had everything a dream boy should have. Back, front, sides, Everything. A head.”

Louise Rennison book Withering Tights

Source: Withering Tights

Dreams , Boy

“As she left my room I knew I should shut up. But you know when you should shut up because you really should just shut up… but you keep on and on anyway? Well, I had that.”

Louise Rennison book Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

Source: Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

“Through my curtains I can see a big yellow moon. I’m thinking of all the people in the world who will be looking at that same moon.

I wonder how many of them haven’t got any eyebrows?”

Louise Rennison book Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

Source: Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

People , World , Thinking

“Jassie, guess what I'm dancing in!'
'I don't know, a bowl?'
'Non… I am dancing in my Nuddy-pants!”

Louise Rennison

Source: Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

Dance

“Everyone is so bloody keen on me thinking all of a sudden. It's not what I do.”

Louise Rennison

Source: Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?

Thinking

“Its okay I'm wearing really big knickers.”

Louise Rennison

Source: On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God

“Shut up Jas, you are not Baby Jesus”

Louise Rennison

Source: Startled by His Furry Shorts

Baby

“Watching TV Mum said, 'Do you miss your dad?' and I said, 'Who?”

Louise Rennison book Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

Source: Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging

“P. P. S. I am giving you telepathic hugs.
P. P. P. S. But not in a telepathically lezzie way.”

Louise Rennison

Source: Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?

Way

“And that's when it fell off in my hand”

Louise Rennison

Source: Away Laughing on a Fast Camel

“Oh, Blimey O'Riley's pantyhose…. What is the point of Shakespeare? I know he is a genius and so on, but he does rave on. 'What light doth through yonder window break?' It's the bloody moon, for God sake, Will, get a grip!”

Louise Rennison

Variant: Oh Blimey O‘Reilly's pantyhose... what is the point of Shakespeare? I know he is a genius and so on, but he does rave on. It's the bloody moon, for God's sake, Will, get a grip!!
Source: Dancing in My Nuddy-Pants

God , Light

“As I have often said, she has two styles of acting: with or without the beard.”

Louise Rennison

Source: Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?

“When girls walk home we put on lippy and makeup. We chat. Sometimes we pretend to be hunchbacks. But that is it. Perfectly normal behavior.”

Louise Rennison

Source: On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God

Behavior , Home , Girl

“What if you were really meant to be with someone? But you kept messing about and having the Horn and so on and you lost them.”

Louise Rennison

Source: Then He Ate My Boy Entrancers

“Your soul shines through even if you haven't got mascara on”

Louise Rennison

Source: Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?

Soul

“A nod is as good as a wink to a blind badger.”

Louise Rennison

Source: Away Laughing on a Fast Camel

“How many times do we all have to do this? Get up, go to school, again? Before everyone admits it's a crap idea?”

Louise Rennison

Source: Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?

School , Idea , Time