Lisi Harrison: Doing

“Alicia, do I sell fertilizer?" Massie asked.
"No, why?" Alicia fell for Massie's setup.
"Then why do you think I give a crap?”

“Do you play football for Pittsburgh? Then why are you such a Steeler?!”

“Do I look like a Jonas Brother? Then why is everyone waiting for me to lose it?”

“We're doing the Twyla, not Twilight, so stop sucking!”

“These girls want nothing to do with last season's clothes.”

“Is my name dorothy?
No
Then why do u think munchkins could help me?”

“A good boss asks what part she could have played in the problem. And then she asks herself what she can do better next time.”