Joseph Heller: Quotes about people

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“When I look up, I see people cashing in. I don't see heaven or saints or angels. I see people cashing in on every decent impulse and every human tragedy.”

Joseph Heller book Catch-22

Source: Catch-22

“The only wisdom I think I've attained is the wisdom to be skeptical of other people's ideology and other people's arguments. I tend to be a skeptic, I don't like dogmatic approaches by anybody.”

Joseph Heller

In an interview for the Australian Broadcasting Corporation: &quot;Joseph Heller - Closing Time&quot; (1998) by Ramona Koval http://web.archive.org/web/20000306044602/http://www.abc.net.au/rn/arts/bwriting/heller.htm &lt;!-- accessdate=2007-08-30 --&gt; <br class="br">Context: The only wisdom I think I&#x27;ve attained is the wisdom to be skeptical of other people&#x27;s ideology and other people&#x27;s arguments. I tend to be a skeptic, I don&#x27;t like dogmatic approaches by anybody. I don&#x27;t like intolerance and a dogmatic person is intolerant of other people. It&#x27;s one of the reasons I keep a distance from all religious beliefs. I think in this country and in Australia too there&#x27;s a late intolerance in most religions, an intolerance, a part that could easily become persecutions.<br>We have some ultra-orthodox Jewish sects here in New York and I fear them as much as I would fear a Nazi organisation.

“[They] agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.”

Joseph Heller book Catch-22

Source: Catch-22

“You have deep-seated survival anxieties. And you don't like bigots, bullies, snobs or hypocrites. Subconsciously there are many people you hate."

"Consciously, sir, consciously," Yossarian corrected in an effort to help. "I hate them consciously.”

Joseph Heller book Catch-22

Source: Catch-22

“Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. It provides fresh air and wholesome exercise, and it keeps her out of trouble.”

Joseph Heller book Catch-22

Source: Catch-22

“There was no telling what people might find out once they felt free to ask whatever questions they wanted to.”

Joseph Heller book Catch-22

Source: Catch-22

“Clevinger had a mind, and Lieutenant Scheisskoph had noticed that people with minds tended to get pretty smart at times.”

Joseph Heller book Catch-22

Source: Catch-22

“When people disagreed with him he urged them to be objective.”

Joseph Heller book Catch-22

Source: Catch-22

“Major Major had lied, and it was good. He was not really surprised that it was good, for he had observed that people who did lie were, on the whole, more resourceful and ambitious and successful than people who did not lie.”

Joseph Heller book Catch-22

Source: Catch-22

“How much reverence can you have for a Supreme Being who finds it necessary to include such phenomena as phlegm and tooth decay in His divine system of Creation? What in the world was running through that warped, evil, scatological mind of His when He robbed old people of the power to control their bowel movements?”

Joseph Heller book Catch-22

Catch-22 (1961)

“There is wisdom in madness and strong probability of truth in all accusations, for people are complete and everybody is capable of everything”

Joseph Heller book God Knows

God Knows (1984)

“But I make a profit of three and a quarter cents an egg by selling them for four and a quarter cents an egg to the people in Malta I buy them from for seven cents an egg. Of course, I don't make the profit. The syndicate makes the profit. And everybody has a share.”

Joseph Heller book Catch-22

Catch-22 (1961)

“God does have this self-serving habit of putting all blame for His own mistakes on other people, doesn't He? He picks someone arbitrarily, unbidden, right out of the blue so to speak, and levies upon them tasks of monumental difficulty for which we don't always measure up in every particular, then charges US for HIS error in selecting imperfectly. He tends to forget that we are no more infallible than He is.”

Joseph Heller book God Knows

God Knows (1984)