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“Can we go to work now? Because we're about a minute away from breaking out theice cream and talking about our feelings, and I don't think we can come back from that.”Jennifer Crusie book Bet MeSource: Bet Me
“I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and then my mother asked my father who he was going down on at lunch.”Jennifer Crusie book Bet MeSource: Bet Me
“If you are not going to be a comfort, have the decency to be an empty space.”Jennifer Crusie book Bet MeSource: Bet Me