Jeff Lindsay: Humanity

“Feeling - what authentic human fun!”

“I'm quite sure more people fake an awful lot of everyday human contact. I just fake all of it." --Dexter”

“For the first time I could remember, I felt weak, woozy and stupid— like a human-being. Like a very small and helpless human-being.”

“you can’t use logic on human behavior.”

“I had become a perfect fake human, saying the stupid and pointless things that humans say to each other all day long.”

“I don't know if you have noticed this, but it is quite possible for two human beings to have a conversation in which one or both parties involved has absolutely no idea what they're talking about.”

“That's why I liked him, I think. Another guy pretending to be human, just like me.”

“Since I am not actually a real human being, my emotional responses are generally limited to what I have learned to fake.”