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“I did not like this feeling of having feelings.”

Jeff Lindsay book Darkly Dreaming Dexter

Source: Darkly Dreaming Dexter

“Nothing in life is fair. Fair is a dirty word and I'll thank you not to use that language around me.”

Jeff Lindsay book Dexter in the Dark

Source: Dexter in the Dark

“Weren't we all crazy in our sleep? What was sleep, after all, but the process by which we dumped our insanity into a dark subconscious pit and came out on the other side ready to eat cereal instead of our neighbor's children?”

Jeff Lindsay book Darkly Dreaming Dexter

Source: Darkly Dreaming Dexter

“You're driving me NORMAL!”

Jeff Lindsay book Dearly Devoted Dexter

Dearly Devoted Dexter

“I'm a very neat monster." ~Dexter Morgan”

Jeff Lindsay book Darkly Dreaming Dexter

Source: Darkly Dreaming Dexter

“But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint department, so we might as well accept things the way they happen, clean up the mess, and move on.”

Jeff Lindsay book Dexter in the Dark

Source: Dexter in the Dark

“Anybody can be charming if they don't mind faking it, saying all the stupid, obvious, nauseating things that a conscience keeps most people from saying. Happily, I don't have a conscience. I say them.”

Jeff Lindsay book Darkly Dreaming Dexter

Source: Darkly Dreaming Dexter

“Really now: If you can't get me my newspaper on time, how can you expect me to refrain from killing people?”

Jeff Lindsay book Darkly Dreaming Dexter

Source: Darkly Dreaming Dexter

“I often find myself in situations where it seems to me like everyone else has read the instruction book”

Jeff Lindsay book Dearly Devoted Dexter

Source: Dearly Devoted Dexter

“Why do so many people start their messages with, "It's me"? Of course it is you. We all know that. But who the hell ARE you?”

Jeff Lindsay book Darkly Dreaming Dexter

Source: Darkly Dreaming Dexter

“Because I am an inhuman monster, I tend to be logical,…”

Jeff Lindsay

“Feeling - what authentic human fun!”

Jeff Lindsay book Dexter in the Dark

Source: Dexter in the Dark

“Mutilated corpses with a chance of afternoon showers. I got dressed and went to work.”

Jeff Lindsay book Darkly Dreaming Dexter

Variant: Another beautiful Miami day. Mutilated corpses with a chance of afternoon showers. I got dressed and went to work.
Source: Darkly Dreaming Dexter

“I think people understand things different when they get older. It’s not a question of getting soft, or seeing things in the gray areas instead of black and white. I really believe I’m just understanding things different. Better.”

Jeff Lindsay book Darkly Dreaming Dexter

Source: Darkly Dreaming Dexter

“A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else's box of matches”

Jeff Lindsay book Dearly Devoted Dexter

Source: Dearly Devoted Dexter

“I stood up. It was all too much. I could not even meet my own expectations, and to be asked to deal with all theirs too was suffocating.”

Jeff Lindsay book Dexter in the Dark

Source: Dexter in the Dark

“I'm quite sure more people fake an awful lot of everyday human contact. I just fake all of it." --Dexter”

Jeff Lindsay book Darkly Dreaming Dexter

Source: Darkly Dreaming Dexter

“It’s like, everything really is two ways, the way we all pretend it is and the way it really is”

Jeff Lindsay book Darkly Dreaming Dexter

Source: Darkly Dreaming Dexter