Jeff Lindsay: Trending quotes (page 2)

“And then more quiet, silence so deep it almost drowned out the roar of the night music that pounded away in my secret self.”

“The mind picks some very bad times to take a walk doesn't it?”

“I know family comes first, but shouldn't that mean after breakfast?”

“For the first time I could remember, I felt weak, woozy and stupid— like a human-being. Like a very small and helpless human-being.”

“And here I always thought morality was useless”

“Me, feeling. What a concept.”

“Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist.”

“Another dream. Another long-distance call on my phantom party line. No wonder i had steadfastly refused to have dreams for most of my life. So stupid; such pointless, obvious symbols. Totally uncontrollable anxiety soup, hateful, blatant nonsense.”

“No big deal. We all have blood in us, the trick is keeping it inside.”

“you can’t use logic on human behavior.”

“I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wait. Besides, I had paid almost $50 for an answering machine. Let it earn its keep.”

“I had become a perfect fake human, saying the stupid and pointless things that humans say to each other all day long.”

“I don't know if you have noticed this, but it is quite possible for two human beings to have a conversation in which one or both parties involved has absolutely no idea what they're talking about.”

“As I've said, freedom is really an illusion. Anytime we think we have a real choice, it just means we haven't seen the shotgun aimed at our navel.”

“Was insanity really easier to accept than unconsciousness?”

“… my conscience has the same hard reality as a unicorn.”

“I was filled with dread at the thought my mind had skipped town and left me behind to pay the rent." --Dexter”

“That's why I liked him, I think. Another guy pretending to be human, just like me.”

“Since I am not actually a real human being, my emotional responses are generally limited to what I have learned to fake.”