Janeane Garofalo: Likeness

Janeane Garofalo is comedian, actress, political activist, writer. Explore interesting quotes on likeness.
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“I think right about now I should answer some questions that are probably on your mind. You're probably thinking to yourself, 'Janeane, why are you not wearing the half-shirt that you're usually so fond of wearing? Because when we see you we like to see the half shirt.' You know I'm very fond of that and I'm fond of the low-slung jean and the thong, as you know. In fact when I go into a bar and I see ladies wearing the low-slung jeans and the half-shirts, I go up to them and say, 'On behalf of everyone here, thank you. Thank you!' 'Hey, pretty lady, are you wearing a thong? What a creative way to create favor with the opposite sex. That is so exciting. Let me understand the dynamic of the thong: so there's just a slender thread that just resides in your nether region for the better part of the day - just a string that rides in your anatomical hinterlands… it just hangs in there all day at work and then all day at the bar, so I can see how the gentlemen find that so exciting.'… Don't 'ooh' me, I'm not the one with the thong!”

Janeane Garofalo

standup performance accessible through .WAV files available on the Internet
Standup routines

“When I see guys in bars wearing the real fitted kind of Calvin Klein v-neck t-shirts I just want to go up to them and be like, 'Oh, do you work out? Your tricep looks so great - thank you.”

Janeane Garofalo

standup performance (accessible through .WAV files available on the Internet)[citation needed]
Standup routines

“There's always [on women's magazines] that great photo of the actress or model lifting up her shirt just to show you the bone structure and the six-pack of her own. It's almost like when horses are auctioned and they show you their teeth. 'Am I good enough?”

Janeane Garofalo

standup performance (accessible through .WAV files available on the Internet)[citation needed]
Standup routines

“It sounds like I'm always being facetious. That's why I never get voice over work. 'You sound like you hate the product.”

Janeane Garofalo

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self-titled TV comedy special, 1997
Standup routines

“No no no! Don't clap! No no no, you make me seem like I'm like a prophet or something and I'm so not!”

Janeane Garofalo

self-titled TV comedy special, 1997
Standup routines