James Patterson: Trending quotes (page 5)

“Can you giggle while racing for your life and protecting a six-year-old? I can.”

“Good memories are like charms… Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.”

“You are avake, yah?" said a voice in a horribly recognizable accent.
"Yah," I muttered, rubbing my head. "And you are still a jerk, yah?”

“You really are a scary man, no really! If I had boots I would be quaking in them.”

“Ari felt like, Hellooo, I have wings! I turn into a wolf! Blending is out is out of the question!”

“Right now, America looks like a fatheaded, shortsighted, gas-guzzling arrogant blowhard to the rest of the world.”

“Frustration was my constant companion. I wanted to scream. "What the he-eck are we supposed to doI asked Fang.
He looked at me, and I could tell he was mulling over the problem. He held out a small waxed-paper bag.
Peanut?”

“It's funny how different people are. If I'd been this kid and someone was snarling "Ordering a pizza?" at me, without even thinking, I would have snarled back "Yeah. You want pepperoni?"
-Maximum Ride”

“Love hurts."
Oh, shut UP!" - pg 123”

“Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)”

“You stand out like a fart in a church.”

“If your going to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.”

“I hoped I wasn't actually dead. That would make finding our parents and saving the world really hard.”

“Do we have any chlorine? It seems to be kind of explosive when mixed with other stuff."
"Like what, your socks? No, we don't have chlorine. No swimming pool.”

“Fang: When do I get out of here?
Max: They say a week.
Fang: So, like, tomorrow?
Max: That's what I'm thinking.”

“The hamster called. He wants his home back.”

“Where was the catch? 'Cause I knew one was coming.”

“Sometimes when you're at your most certain, that's when everything you know is wrong.”

“Is this a movie?' I heard someone ask.”