James Patterson: Trending quotes (page 14)

“My choices were to either give in and let them kill all of us or fight back with everything I had. I chose the second one, ’cause I’m just funny that way.”

“Pain fades,” I said slowly. “But being a nutcase seems to stick around. Guess who got the better deal here?” The last thing I remember is Mr. Chu’s face blazing with fury.”

“It was a little weird that they were friends. But then, maybe freaks just tended to find each other.”

“Awwww, lame, we're not going to disneyworld. (said by the amazing talking dog, Total)”

“I’ve been listening to how the Roman Empire fell and all I can say is, it didn’t fall nearly fast enough!”-Iggy”

“You can call me Agent Mickelson,' he told me with a smile. 'What about you? Is Max short for something? Maxine?'
'No, Dean. It's just Max.”

“The greatest thing in the world is to know how to belong to someone else.”

“Do I open it? Do I open it? Of course I freaking open it!”

“He nuzzled my neck, inhaling deeply. “Mmm. You smell so good.”

“Oh, yeah,” I said, smirking. “I call this new perfume ‘Le Jungle grime et tropical BO.’ ”

“Dirt and sweat. Very sexy.”

“When I wanted information, it was silent; when I didn't want to hear from it, it got chatty.
It was alost as irritating as Fang.”

“Witihin seconds the headhunter had lost control of his car and it squealed, sliding sideways right into several other cars.
Cool!' said the Gasman.”

“Yes," I said. "My name is seven-five-nine-nine-three-nine-ex-dash-one. Junior.”

“Love between two people can last a long time if the people love themselves some, and are ready to give love to another person.”

“Our parents were a test tube and a turkey baster.”

“Part 5

The Voice-
Make that my voice”

“You see, one of the best things about reading is that you'll always have something to think about when you're not reading.”

“Everything I loved was taken away from me, and I did not die.”

“We try not to encourage demonstrations of his mastery of the gaseous arts.”

“Once I was seated, I couldn't help people-watching. I'll admit it, I'm an addict from way back.”