“To see Good Tennis! What divine joyCan fill our leisure, or our minds employ?Let other people play at other things;The King of Games is still the Game of Kings.”James Kenneth Stephen Parker's Piece.
“In short, if your body or mindOr your soul or your purse come to grief,You need only get drunk, and you'll findComplete and immediate relief.”James Kenneth Stephen Drinking Song.
“I do not want to see that girl again:I did not like her: and I should not mindIf she were done away with, killed, or ploughed.She did not seem to serve a useful end :And certainly she was not beautiful.”James Kenneth Stephen In the Backs.