Henny Youngman: Wife

Henny Youngman was American comedian. Explore interesting quotes on wife.
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“My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree.”

Henny Youngman

"The Haunted Smile: The Story of Jewish Comedians in America" (2001)

Tree

“My wife will buy anything marked down. Last year she bought an escalator.”

Henny Youngman

"The Haunted Smile: The Story of Jewish Comedians in America" (2001)

“My wife told me the car wasn't running well. There was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, and she told me it was in the lake.”

Henny Youngman

"The Haunted Smile: The Story of Jewish Comedians in America" (2001)

Cars , Water

“I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.”

Henny Youngman

"The Haunted Smile: The Story of Jewish Comedians in America" (2001)

For Wife , Funny , Way

“My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.”

Henny Youngman

"The Haunted Smile: The Story of Jewish Comedians in America" (2001)

Sea , Dead

“Take my wife - please!”

Henny Youngman

Take My Wife, Please!: Henny Youngman's Giant Book of Jokes (1999)