Evelyn Waugh: Trending quotes (page 5)

“Feather-footed through the plashy fen passes the questing vole.”

Evelyn Waugh book Scoop

An oft-quoted example of William Boot's style. When first mentioned in the novel it is "splashy" and not "plashy", but this is a remembrance of another journalist; when Boot himself quotes it, he has "plashy".
Scoop (1938)

“His strongest tastes were negative. He abhorred plastics, Picasso, sunbathing and jazz — everything in fact that had happened in his own lifetime.”

Evelyn Waugh book The Ordeal of Gilbert Pinfold

Source: The Ordeal of Gilbert Pinfold (1957), Chapter 1

“I couldn't understand why God had made the world at all…' I asked my bishop; he didn't know. He said that he didn't think the point arose as far as my practical duties as a parish priest were concerned..”

Evelyn Waugh book Decline and Fall

Mr Prendergast, Part One , Chapter IV
Decline and Fall (1928)

God , World , Understanding , Thinking

“They should have told me that at the end of that gay journey and flower-strewn path were the hideous lights of home and the voices of children.”

Evelyn Waugh book Decline and Fall

Decline and Fall (1928)

Children , Home , Flowers , Light

“Creative Endeavour lost her wings, Mrs. Ape.”

Evelyn Waugh book Vile Bodies

Source: Vile Bodies (1930), Chapter 1

“Other nations use 'force'; we Britons alone use 'Might.”

Evelyn Waugh book Scoop

Scoop (1938)

“There is a species of person called a 'Modern Churchman' who draws the full salary of a beneficed clergyman and need not commit himself to any religious belief”

Evelyn Waugh book Decline and Fall

Decline and Fall (1928)

Drawing , Personality

“I'm one of the blind alleys off the main road of procreation.”

Evelyn Waugh book Decline and Fall

Grimes
Decline and Fall (1928)

“While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, "achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters."”

Evelyn Waugh book Scoop

Opening lines
Scoop (1938)

“I had warned my father that my viva might mean a second. It meant a third, and I was overcome with regret, not, I am ashamed to say, for the giddy nights, but for the sober ones. I had not done much work, but I had done some. Had I known I was only to get a third I would not have wasted my time.”

Evelyn Waugh

"Is Oxford Worth the Money?", Sunday Dispatch, 10 July 1938, page 12. Quoted in "The Sayings of Evelyn Waugh", edited by Donat Gallagher, Duckworth Sayings Series

Time , Night

“All day the heat had been barely supportable but at evening a breeze arose in the West, blowing from the heart of the setting sun and from the ocean, which lay unseen, unheard behind the scrubby foothills. It shook the rusty fringes of palm-leaf and swelled the dry sounds of summer, the frog-voices, the grating cicadas, and the ever present pulse of music from the neighbouring native huts.”

Evelyn Waugh book The Loved One

First lines
The Loved One (1948)

Music , Support , Sun , Heart

“Don't give your opinions about Art and the Purpose of Life. They are of little interest and, anyway, you can't express them. Don't analyze yourself. Give the relevant facts and let your readers make their own judgments. Stick to your story. It is not the most important subject in history but it is one about which you are uniquely qualified to speak.”

Evelyn Waugh

Reviewing World within World, the autobiography of Stephen Spender, in The Tablet (5 May 1951)

Life , Art , History

“Chokey thinks religion is just divine.”

Evelyn Waugh book Decline and Fall

Decline and Fall (1928)