Erma Bombeck: Doing

Erma Bombeck was When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.. Explore interesting quotes on doing.
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“When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.”

Erma Bombeck
Family , Mother's Day

“When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.”

Erma Bombeck
Dogs , Water

“No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.”

Erma Bombeck
Children , Sleep

“If Life is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?”

Erma Bombeck

Book title (1978)
Source: When God Created Mothers

Cute , Life