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“When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.”

“A child needs your love most when he deserves it least”

“It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else”

“The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.”

“You have to love a nation that celebrates its independence every July 4, not with a parade of guns, tanks, and soldiers who file by the White House in a show of strength and muscle, but with family picnics where kids throw Frisbees, the potato salad gets iffy, and the flies die from happiness. You may think you have overeaten, but it is patriotism.”

As quoted in 50 Ways to Stand Up for America : Put the Spirit of July 4th Into Everyday Life (2002) by W. B. Freeman

“When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me.”

“I remember thinking how often we look, but never see … we listen, but never hear … we exist, but never feel. We take our relationships for granted. A house is only a place. It has no life of its own. It needs human voices, activity and laughter to come alive.”

A Marriage Made In Heaven; or, Too Tired For an Affair (1993)

“Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.”

“Worry is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do but never gets you anywhere”

“There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.”

“I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food”

“When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it's a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.”

“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”

“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.”

“There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.”

“Don't worry about who doesn't like you, who has more, or who's doing what.”

“Housework can kill you if done right.”

“Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?”

“When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.”

“All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.”