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“I'm so unfamiliar with the gym, I call it James!”

Ellen DeGeneres

“It's failure that gives you the proper perspective on success.”

Ellen DeGeneres

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“I personally like being unique. I like being my own person with my own style and my own opinions and my own toothbrush.”

Ellen DeGeneres

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“I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping?”

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“Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log.”

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“Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair.”

Ellen DeGeneres

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“Our flaws are what makes us human. If we can accept them as part of who we are, they really don't even have to be an issue.”

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“My life is perfect even when it's not.”

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“So be who you really are. Embrace who you are. Literally. Hug yourself. Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.”

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“The thing everyone should realize is that the key to happiness is being happy for yourself and yourself.”

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“Dan: 'Ah, well, I hope this didn't have anything to do with me.'

Ellen: 'No, not unless you played Cat Woman in Batman.”

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“Answers to Frequently Asked Questions:
Yes.
Yes.
No.
One time in high school.
Three times in my twenties.
Rocks no salt.
Yes.
Four.
Never. And how dare you!
I will take no further questions.”

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Source: Seriously... I'm Kidding

“Haiku sounds like I'm
Saying hi to someone named
Ku. Hi, Ku. Hello.”

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“Baloney is just salami with an inferiority complex.”

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“You just have to keep driving down the road. It's going to bend and curve and you'll speed up and slow down, but the road keeps going.”

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Source: Seriously... I'm Kidding