“Only the young and stupid are confident about sex and romance.”
Elizabeth Gilbert book Eat, Pray, Love
Source: Eat, Pray, Love
Elizabeth M. Gilbert is an American author. She is best known for her 2006 memoir, Eat, Pray, Love, which as of December 2010 had spent 199 weeks on the New York Times Best Seller list, and which was also made into a film by the same name in 2010. Wikipedia

“Only the young and stupid are confident about sex and romance.”
Elizabeth Gilbert book Eat, Pray, Love
Source: Eat, Pray, Love
“You have the opposite of poker face. You have like.. miniature golf face.”
Elizabeth Gilbert book Eat, Pray, Love
Source: Eat, Pray, Love
Elizabeth Gilbert book Committed: A Skeptic Makes Peace with Marriage
Source: Committed: A Skeptic Makes Peace with Marriage
“What do I believe that I deserve in this life?”
Elizabeth Gilbert book Eat, Pray, Love
Source: Eat, Pray, Love
“God is an experience of supreme love.”
Elizabeth Gilbert book Eat, Pray, Love
Source: Eat, Pray, Love
Elizabeth Gilbert Big Magic: Creative Living Beyond Fear
Source: Big Magic: Creative Living Beyond Fear
Elizabeth Gilbert book Committed: A Skeptic Makes Peace with Marriage
Source: Committed: A Skeptic Makes Peace with Marriage
“You have no idea how strong my love is!”
Elizabeth Gilbert book Eat, Pray, Love
Source: Eat, Pray, Love
“Italian men are like show poodles. Sometimes they look so good I want to applaud.”
Elizabeth Gilbert book Eat, Pray, Love
Source: Eat, Pray, Love
“Be the weirdo who dares to enjoy.”
Elizabeth Gilbert Big Magic: Creative Living Beyond Fear
Source: Big Magic: Creative Living Beyond Fear
“Happiness is the consequence of personal effort.”
Elizabeth Gilbert book Eat, Pray, Love
Source: Eat, Pray, Love (2006)
Context: Happiness is the consequence of personal effort. You fight for it, strive for it, insist upon it, and sometimes even travel around the world looking for it. You have to participate relentlessly in the manifestations of your own blessings. And once you have achieved a state of happiness, you must never become lax about maintaining it. You must make a mighty effort to keep swimming upward into that happiness forever, to stay afloat on top of it.
“Everything really is going to be okay. (And if not okay, then at least comic.)”
Elizabeth Gilbert book Eat, Pray, Love
Source: Eat, Pray, Love
Elizabeth Gilbert book Committed: A Skeptic Makes Peace with Marriage
Source: Committed: A Skeptic Makes Peace with Marriage
“What worked yesterday doesn't always work today.”
Elizabeth Gilbert book Eat, Pray, Love
Source: Eat, Pray, Love
“You can measure your worth by your dedication to your path, not by your successes or failures.”
Elizabeth Gilbert Big Magic: Creative Living Beyond Fear
Source: Big Magic: Creative Living Beyond Fear
Elizabeth Gilbert book Committed: A Skeptic Makes Peace with Marriage
Source: Committed: A Skeptic Makes Peace with Marriage
Elizabeth Gilbert book Committed: A Skeptic Makes Peace with Marriage
Source: Committed: A Skeptic Makes Peace with Marriage
Elizabeth Gilbert book Committed: A Skeptic Makes Peace with Marriage
Source: Committed: A Skeptic Makes Peace with Marriage
Elizabeth Gilbert book Committed: A Skeptic Makes Peace with Marriage
Source: Committed: A Skeptic Makes Peace with Marriage
“Take me someplace where we can be silent together.”
Source: The Signature of All Things
“Liz, you must be very polite with yourself when you are learning something new.”
Elizabeth Gilbert book Eat, Pray, Love
Source: Eat, Pray, Love
“Man, they got mosquitoes 'round this place big enough to rape a chicken.”
Elizabeth Gilbert book Eat, Pray, Love
Source: Eat, Pray, Love
Elizabeth Gilbert book Eat, Pray, Love
Variant: I want God to play in my bloodstream the way sunlight amuses itself on the water.
Source: Eat, Pray, Love