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“the numa numa man just bougt a $70million house and im here at the library trying to photocopy a fruit roll up”

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[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/546030220491628544] Tweets by year, 2014

“im afraid i must say that i do not find the mysteries featured on "scooby-doo" challenging enough.”

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[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/934242047015387136] Tweets by year, 2017

“it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that the celebs are at it again”

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[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/514845232509501440] Tweets by year, 2014

“getting pissed off at the idea of someone going on to wiki pedia and changing the name of the japanese suicide forest to "Warios Woods"”

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[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/937459644229828608] Tweets by year, 2017

“the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying”

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[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/223751039709495298] Tweets by year, 2012

“1st grade: Mastered.
2nd Grade: MAstered.
3rd Grade: Mastered.
4th Grade: Heres when they start trying to trick you
5th Grade:This ones hard”

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[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/764864532720279552] Tweets by year, 2016

“i often disagree with DigimonOtis, but his efforts to keep Sharia Law out of the donkey kong 64 wiki are much needed in this wolrd of danger”

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[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/892825482814771203] Tweets by year, 2017

“girls always love to telling people not to" Mansplain"
but they do not care of, "Man's Pain"”

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[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/754537489805828096] Tweets by year, 2016

“My posts are the bible. My brain is the bible. The books I'm releasing are bibles. It's all bible, baby”

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[ "We Interviewed the Guy Behind @dril, the Undisputed King of Twitter", Caffier, Justin, August 24, 2018, Vice, August 25, 2018, http://archive.today/2018.08.26-011141/https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/3kymv8/we-interviewed-the-guy-behind-dril-the-undisputed-king-of-twitter, August 25, 2018, no https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/3kymv8/we-interviewed-the-guy-behind-dril-the-undisputed-king-of-twitter,] dril in interviews

“THE COP GROWLS "TAKE OFF TH OSE JEANS, CITIZEN." I COMPLY, REVEALING THE FULL LENGTH DENIM TATTOOS ON BOTH LEGS. THE COP SCREAMS; DEFEATED”

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Tweets by year, 2012

“You may have heard of a character from the batman movies, called the Joker. The joker just lives a normal life like you or me, going to the grocery store, and the office or what have you. But WHen the joker puts his mask on, he becomes the joker, and he mercilessly goes out there and gets Paid. Thats what I try to do in my life and the way I live life, and I do do it every day, and it is the essence of understanding my pain.”

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“do not be afraid to talk to that lonely boy on the train … with the rosy red cheeks, sun glasses & big cigar… he just mmight be… angel”

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[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/551464123293523968] Tweets by year, 2015

“strongest blade in the world, howeve, r it is so fragile as to shatter when handled by any force other than the delicate touch of a lesbian.”

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[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/235218148800991233] Tweets by year, 2012

“"jail isnt real," i assure myself as i close my eyes and ram the hallmark gift shop with my shitty bronco”

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[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/181225396694560769] Tweets by year, 2012

“VERIFY!! VERIFIY THIS ACCOUNT! THE TROLLS ARE BREAKING IN THROUGH THE WINDOWS!! I NEED THE CHECK MARK!! NOW!! NOW!! NOW!!”

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[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/938188434195341313] Tweets by year, 2017

“Everyone less mentally ill than me is Privileged, everyone more mentally ill than me is Toxic, everyone equally mentally ill to me is Cool,”

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[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/1333817949623263232] Tweets by year, 2020

“Should i learn Letters first? Or choose the path of Numbers? A queston every baby must ask it self.”

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[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/1329464017417474048] Tweets by year, 2020

“epic ; supreme court rules nabisco is legally allowed to label their products as "Homemade" after forcing the employees to live at the factory”

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[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/1288582330261467136] Tweets by year, 2020

“one thing the gamer world is certainly agreeing of, is that halo infinite is sure to be the highest numbered halo game yet”

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[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/1287072890408460293] Tweets by year, 2020

“if you ask me many of Americans have been wearing the mask even before from covid 19. the mask i refer to is of course the clown's mask.”

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[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/1272935502753087489] Tweets by year, 2020