Dril: Trending quotes (page 2)

“ah, So u persecute Jared Fogle just because he has different beliefs? Do Tell. (girls get mad at me) Sorry. Im sorry. Im trying to remove it”

Dril

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/660644922744262656]
Tweets by year, 2015

Girl , Madness

“i lvoe and cherish all of the girls of this site, and other websites. you all become my wife more and more with each passing day. Thank you”

Dril

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/836155612425773056]
Tweets by year, 2017

Girl

“THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset.
ME: I agree”

Dril

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/516183352106577920]
Tweets by year, 2014

Problem , Perfection

“drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it; s impossible to say if its bad or not”

Dril

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/464802196060917762]
Tweets by year, 2014

People , Time , Help

“awfully bold of you to fly the Good Year blimp on a year that has been extremely bad thus far”

Dril

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/490366979749216256]
Tweets by year, 2014

Flying

“donlad trump reportedly says that normal type pokemon are a waste of time. they're just dirty birds & rats who have no right being a pokemon”

Dril

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/615199946980110336]
Tweets by year, 2015

Bird , Time

“look, im not saying that martin luther king jr was a gamer. that would be ludicrous. im simply saying that if games had existed at the time”

Dril

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/830105130104127490]
Tweets by year, 2017

Game , Time

“oh nothin, i was just buying some ear medication for my sick uncle… *LOWERS SHADES TO LOOK YOU DEAD IN THE EYE* who's a Model by the way”

Dril

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/197502223226384387]
Tweets by year, 2012

Way , Dead

“im little jesica. im dying because of obamas help care bill. im on my death bed and the doctor is ignoring me because my dady works hard”

Dril

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/11074098650]
Tweets by year, 2010

Death , Help

“i hate i t when girls think im proposing whenever i take the knee at them in protest”

Dril

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/930209246297448453]
Tweets by year, 2017

Hate , Girl , Thinking

“i refuse to consume any product that has been created by, or is claimed to have been created by, the ((”

Dril

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[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/747822549069926400]
Tweets by year, 2016

“how do i get cowboy paint off a dog.”

Dril

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/2299229204]
Tweets by year, 2009

Dogs , Painting

“my friend the only crypto currency you wanna get your hands on is this: bird seed. There is a lot of birds and they all gotta eat”

Dril

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/945649210455707648]
Tweets by year, 2017

Bird

“DOCTOR: you cant keep doing this to yourself. being The Last True Good Boy online will destroy you. you must stop posting with honor
ME: No”

Dril

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/685244467213897728]
Tweets by year, 2016

Boy

“icant come to work today.. on account of JERRY DUTY *SHoves every seinfeld disk into dvd player at once”

Dril

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/10849247486287872]
Tweets by year, 2010

“joke's on you; i actually love being body slammed by one dozen perfect wrestlers. and my mouth isn't filled with bloodm, it's victory wine”

Dril

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/460673146451161088]
Tweets by year, 2014

Love , Wine , Victory , Perfection

“[man leans into doorway of WTC bathroom]
"Hey, you gotta finish up in there. 9/11 is happening."
"Alright. Just a sec."”

Dril

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/457675646970634240]
Tweets by year, 2014

“Politic's is back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (wolf Howl)”

Dril

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/568056615355740160]
Tweets by year, 2015

Wolf , Baby

“the numa numa man just bougt a $70million house and im here at the library trying to photocopy a fruit roll up”

Dril

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/546030220491628544]
Tweets by year, 2014

Housing

“im afraid i must say that i do not find the mysteries featured on "scooby-doo" challenging enough.”

Dril

[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/934242047015387136]
Tweets by year, 2017