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“When have you looked?" said Sophie.

"Oh, how your rears flap and your long nose twitches", Howl croaked.”

Diana Wynne Jones book Howl's Moving Castle

Source: Howl's Moving Castle

“She's not stupid. She just never lets her mind out.”

Diana Wynne Jones House of Many Ways

Source: House of Many Ways

“Do you mind not being so kind and obedient? It makes me nervous.”

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Source: The Chronicles of Chrestomanci, Vol. 1

“Happiness isn't a thing. You can't go out and get it like a cup of tea. It's the way you feel about things.”

Diana Wynne Jones book Fire and Hemlock

Source: Fire and Hemlock (1985), p. 311.

“Controller Borasus sighed with relief. Libraries were not places of danger. It had to be a hoax.”

Diana Wynne Jones book Hexwood

Source: Hexwood

“And it's a pity too that I've no right to open your letters. I hope you don't get many, or my conscience will give me no peace.”

Diana Wynne Jones Charmed Life

Source: Charmed Life

“He scarcely saw his parents. When Christopher was small, he was terrified that he would meet Papa out walking in the Park one day and not recognize him.”

Diana Wynne Jones book The Lives of Christopher Chant

Source: The Lives of Christopher Chant

“On the other hand, it is quite a risk to spank a wizard for getting hysterical about his hair.”

Diana Wynne Jones book Howl's Moving Castle

Variant: It is quite a risk to spank a wizard for getting hysterical about his hair.
Source: Howl's Moving Castle

“I'm delirious," said Howl. "Spots are crawling before my eyes."
"Those are spiders," said Sophie. "Why can't you cure yourself with a spell?"
"Because there is no cure for a cold," Howl said dolefully.”

Diana Wynne Jones book Howl's Moving Castle

Source: Howl's Moving Castle

“SHE LIKES MY SPARK!!!!--Calcifer”

Diana Wynne Jones book Howl's Moving Castle

Source: Howl's Moving Castle

“Busy old fool, unruly Sophie”

Diana Wynne Jones book Howl's Moving Castle

Source: Howl's Moving Castle

“"So you'll be wanting all these hydrangeas chopped down, then?"
"Whatever for?" Charmain said.
"I like to chop things down," the kobold explained. "Chief pleasure of gardening."”

Diana Wynne Jones

Source: Castle Series, House of Many Ways (2008), p. 57.

“There was a little white statue there. Now I'm not artistic. I saw it was of a fellow with no clothes on - I always wonder why it's Art to take your clothes off: they never put in the goose pimples - and this fellow was wrapped in chains. He didn't look as if he was enjoying himself, and small wonder.”

Diana Wynne Jones book The Homeward Bounders

Source: The Homeward Bounders (1981), p. 13.

“She was one of those who could talk and talk and talk. Gair listened to her harsh voice - "Just like a duck," Ayna described it - and hoped she would lose the argument. But Adara once said Kasta had never lost an argument in her life. She just talked everyone insensible.”

Diana Wynne Jones book Power of Three

Source: Power of Three (1976), p. 108.

“Oh, Lord! He's a weeper!" Grandad said disgustedly. "I wish I'd known. I'd have stayed away."
"A lot of Merlins have cried when they prophesied," Dad pointed out.
"I know. But I don't have to like it, do I?”

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Grandad retorted.
Source: Magids Series, The Merlin Conspiracy (2003), p. 27.

“"Don't you even feel how marvellous it is to have talked to one of the Little People?" I said.
"No, not as the main thing," Grundo grunted. "If you think like that, then you're treating him like something in a museum, not as a person."”

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Source: Magids Series, The Merlin Conspiracy (2003), p. 150.

“One does not want glory accepted as a matter of course. One wants to shock and astonish people with it.”

Diana Wynne Jones book Power of Three

Source: Power of Three (1976), p. 9.

“It was very boring. Perhaps it was his job to be boring, Vivian thought, in which case he was very good at his job.”

Diana Wynne Jones book A Tale of Time City

Source: A Tale of Time City (1987), pp. 78-79.

“"This is a very old argument. The greatest happiness of the greatest number. If you think about it, you'll find it always works out that a few suffer for the good of the rest."
"In stories," Gair agreed hopelessly. "brave men die defending the rest. But this isn't like that!"
"Call it the modern version," Mr Claybury suggested kindly.”

Diana Wynne Jones book Power of Three

Source: Power of Three (1976), p. 201.

“"But she's too big!" the anguished man said, still glaring at Vivian. "This girl is not the right size!"
…
"She was six when she went away, Father," Jonathan said. He did not seem in the least alarmed. "That was nearly six years ago. Think how much I've changed since then."
"So you have," said this alarming man, turning his glare on Jonathan as if he did not think the change was for the better. "I see," he said. "She grew."”

Diana Wynne Jones book A Tale of Time City

Source: A Tale of Time City (1987), p. 45.